Simon: I, uh... I never-never shot anyone before. Book: I was there, son. I'm fair sure you haven't shot anyone yet.

'War Stories'


The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


Allyson - Jan 31, 2006 3:38:37 pm PST #7940 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Oh yeah! The thing. Does he want comments?


Strega - Jan 31, 2006 3:42:36 pm PST #7941 of 10001

Definitely. And he's egoless (or maybe a psychopath) so feel free to shred it and I'll pass it on.

I'm curious if you'll say the same thing I did about one part.


msbelle - Jan 31, 2006 3:46:05 pm PST #7942 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Allyson, You all can't develop a Pirate show. It will be in competition with Tim's as yet to be named Pirate Variety Hour.

wait, should I whitefont that so we don't get linked to by everyone?


Allyson - Jan 31, 2006 3:51:28 pm PST #7943 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I think it's okay to talk about Tim's Pirate Show, msbelle.

It's sort of like CSI, but on a pirate ship.

It sounds fucked up, but it works really well. Totally surreal.

And the costumes are totally going to rock. The costumes are sort of like the 15th cast member.

I know people will think it's like Firefly because of the ship and all. But there's all sorts of bizarre crimes and like, old school forensics.


Strega - Jan 31, 2006 3:53:43 pm PST #7944 of 10001

You left out the crime-solving monkey. With its own finger monkey!


msbelle - Jan 31, 2006 3:55:21 pm PST #7945 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Wait, I heard it was set on a ship, but would be a skit show with weekly Musical Guests. Harkening back to the Donny & Marie show and Sonny & Cher.

and of course a monkey. Isn't that a deal-breaker now for any Tim project. Either he gets a monkey in teh show or he walks. That's what this guy I know at Variety said.


Allyson - Jan 31, 2006 3:55:33 pm PST #7946 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Dude! The monkey so rocks!

It's kind of like a shout out to Wonderfalls.


Strega - Jan 31, 2006 4:02:53 pm PST #7947 of 10001

Wait, I heard it was set on a ship, but would be a skit show with weekly Musical Guests.

Like there's any way to keep Charo from the maiden voyage of the SS Quincy. And of course the first murder victim is... or perhaps I've said too much.


Ailleann - Jan 31, 2006 6:06:11 pm PST #7948 of 10001
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It's kind of like a shout out to Wonderfalls.

I love you. ::makes hand motion:: Take it, Charo.


Frankenbuddha - Jan 31, 2006 7:16:14 pm PST #7949 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Wait, I heard it was set on a ship, but would be a skit show with weekly Musical Guests. Harkening back to the Donny & Marie show and Sonny & Cher.

Actually, it's going to be like the Lynn Redgrave Muppet Show appearence where Muppet theater suddenly turned into a pirate ship.