Oh, I get it. You just don't like who did the rescuing, that's all. Wishin' I was your boyfriend what's-his-height. Oh wait, he's run off.

Spike ,'Potential'


The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


Strega - Jan 31, 2006 3:53:43 pm PST #7944 of 10001

You left out the crime-solving monkey. With its own finger monkey!


msbelle - Jan 31, 2006 3:55:21 pm PST #7945 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Wait, I heard it was set on a ship, but would be a skit show with weekly Musical Guests. Harkening back to the Donny & Marie show and Sonny & Cher.

and of course a monkey. Isn't that a deal-breaker now for any Tim project. Either he gets a monkey in teh show or he walks. That's what this guy I know at Variety said.


Allyson - Jan 31, 2006 3:55:33 pm PST #7946 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Dude! The monkey so rocks!

It's kind of like a shout out to Wonderfalls.


Strega - Jan 31, 2006 4:02:53 pm PST #7947 of 10001

Wait, I heard it was set on a ship, but would be a skit show with weekly Musical Guests.

Like there's any way to keep Charo from the maiden voyage of the SS Quincy. And of course the first murder victim is... or perhaps I've said too much.


Ailleann - Jan 31, 2006 6:06:11 pm PST #7948 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

It's kind of like a shout out to Wonderfalls.

I love you. ::makes hand motion:: Take it, Charo.


Frankenbuddha - Jan 31, 2006 7:16:14 pm PST #7949 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Wait, I heard it was set on a ship, but would be a skit show with weekly Musical Guests. Harkening back to the Donny & Marie show and Sonny & Cher.

Actually, it's going to be like the Lynn Redgrave Muppet Show appearence where Muppet theater suddenly turned into a pirate ship.


Betsy HP - Jan 31, 2006 7:33:34 pm PST #7950 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Pirates. Pirates are good.


BartlebyFink - Jan 31, 2006 9:05:06 pm PST #7951 of 10001
One Hot Burrito!

Pirate talk good. Bringing on a reminiscence. Must stop. Pirat...Private. Can't not tell pointless story. No. Can't...

Ok. I went to school in and grew up in North Carolina where there were many, many pirates and pirate ships and sunken pirate ships and pirate ghost stories (by the way, the best!). So the best part of this, my entire fourth grade was spent learning about North Carolina history and, I swear, if there had been periods of study in fourth grade, fifth period would have been Pirate Period.

It was as great as you can imagine. One time I wrote a pirate poem. It was very p-alliterative.


Tamara - Jan 31, 2006 9:46:43 pm PST #7952 of 10001
You know, we could experiment and cancel football.

Allyson, I find you annoyingly charming or charmingly condescending.

(bad reference to another board that I don't want to get booted off of)

And stop hoarding the Timlove.


Topic!Cindy - Feb 01, 2006 3:09:44 am PST #7953 of 10001
What is even happening?

It was as great as you can imagine. One time I wrote a pirate poem. It was very p-alliterative.

If you want to be on-topic in Minearverse, you must share the poem.

Last night, my five year old was writing a book. He does this a lot. His spelling is better than either the 7 year old's or the 10 year old's spelling, so he has a chance. The name of the book is The Train. When he's done, he's going to make a three hour movie (I haven't explained to him about Director's Cuts yet). Then he asked me who was going to direct. I told him he should, because it's his story, and he'll want it told a certain way. He then asked me what directors do and no, I don't know how he knows about directors at all, in kindergarten. He just does. I explained as well as I could.

He then asked me who would produce. I told him he could also produce if he wanted to. He decided he would produce, and let his big brother direct, because his big brother is very good at telling people what to do and how to do it.

Then he asked what producers do. I hemmed, hawed (hawwed?) and said they do whatever needs doing to get the movie made. He was not satisfied with my (non)answer.

Unca Tim, what do producers do?