Well, it's a little guy in overalls who runs up to a castle, pulls down their flag and raises one with a red star on it.
Huh. I can still sing the little song that plays when you reach the end of a level and jump onto the flag pole.
Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!
Xander ,'Lessons'
The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
Dana - Jan 25, 2006 8:55:25 am PST #7808 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Gris - Jan 25, 2006 8:56:45 am PST #7809 of 10001
Hey. New board.
So can I!
Actually, I have every nintendo game every made on my Xbox. I should pull that sucker out and overthrow some governments.
bon bon - Jan 25, 2006 8:59:39 am PST #7810 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
But it seems like it ultimately privileges the monarchy, though admittedly the princess is in trouble for most of the game.
shrift - Jan 25, 2006 9:01:08 am PST #7811 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I was all about The Legend of Zelda. I played it until my fingers bledthumbs hurt.
Dana - Jan 25, 2006 9:01:53 am PST #7812 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
I can sing that song too. One of those VH1 80s shows did a segment on Zelda, and the flashback nearly gave me whiplash.
Betsy HP - Jan 25, 2006 9:11:02 am PST #7813 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
How do you fit rescuing the princess into the Communist model?
tommyrot - Jan 25, 2006 9:17:13 am PST #7814 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
And what does the gorilla throwing barrels represent?
Topic!Cindy - Jan 25, 2006 9:18:06 am PST #7815 of 10001
What is even happening?
Strega, you're onto something, by Jove.
Huh. I can still sing the little song that plays when you reach the end of a level and jump onto the flag pole.
Look! Dana's been indoctrinated.
Frankenbuddha - Jan 25, 2006 9:18:57 am PST #7816 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
And what does the gorilla throwing barrels represent?
That's Donkey Kong, isn't it, not Super Mario?
tommyrot - Jan 25, 2006 9:20:07 am PST #7817 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
That's Donkey Kong, isn't it, not Super Mario?
Well yeah. But the guy is Mario.