A troubled teensquito discovers dark secrets....
...when he sticks his proboscis where he shouldn't.
I already know what I'm gonna call her. Got a name all picked out...
Mal ,'Out Of Gas'
The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
Frankenbuddha - Jan 25, 2006 8:27:10 am PST #7804 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Strega - Jan 25, 2006 8:31:29 am PST #7805 of 10001
I like to believe that if I babble enough, sometimes I'll make sense accidentally. But if it helps offset things, I can explain how the Mario Bros. games were commie propaganda.
What were you indignant about?
Topic!Cindy - Jan 25, 2006 8:32:27 am PST #7806 of 10001
What is even happening?
Oh, I wanna hear the Mario/commie thing.
Strega - Jan 25, 2006 8:48:36 am PST #7807 of 10001
Well, it's a little guy in overalls who runs up to a castle, pulls down their flag and raises one with a red star on it. C'mon. Clearly a metaphor for the proletariat overthrowing the ruling class.
Also, the fish symbolize the church trying to knock you off the path to the glorious revolution, and the owls symbolize intellectuals, and the fact that the owls are actually mushrooms isn't important. Because they look like owls, damn it. Oh, and the slow-paced bullets represent the military-industrial complex.
Dana - Jan 25, 2006 8:55:25 am PST #7808 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Well, it's a little guy in overalls who runs up to a castle, pulls down their flag and raises one with a red star on it.
Huh. I can still sing the little song that plays when you reach the end of a level and jump onto the flag pole.
Gris - Jan 25, 2006 8:56:45 am PST #7809 of 10001
Hey. New board.
So can I!
Actually, I have every nintendo game every made on my Xbox. I should pull that sucker out and overthrow some governments.
bon bon - Jan 25, 2006 8:59:39 am PST #7810 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
But it seems like it ultimately privileges the monarchy, though admittedly the princess is in trouble for most of the game.
shrift - Jan 25, 2006 9:01:08 am PST #7811 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I was all about The Legend of Zelda. I played it until my fingers bledthumbs hurt.
Dana - Jan 25, 2006 9:01:53 am PST #7812 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
I can sing that song too. One of those VH1 80s shows did a segment on Zelda, and the flashback nearly gave me whiplash.
Betsy HP - Jan 25, 2006 9:11:02 am PST #7813 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
How do you fit rescuing the princess into the Communist model?