Girl pirates are automatically lesbians?
All pirates are automatically gay.
In related news, a very beautiful boy is moving into my building as we speak. I mean, WHOA with the pretty.
Book: Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned? Simon: No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist.
'War Stories'
The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
Kristen - Jan 14, 2006 12:42:50 pm PST #7556 of 10001
Allyson - Jan 14, 2006 12:44:21 pm PST #7557 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Is he a pirate?
Kristen - Jan 14, 2006 12:45:15 pm PST #7558 of 10001
No. Though it would totally be cool if he were!
ETA: I really shouldn't jump to conclusions. He could very well be a pirate. Time will tell.
Strega - Jan 14, 2006 1:14:51 pm PST #7559 of 10001
Pirates! He needs a show about girl pirates!Kristen speaks truth. And the pirates should have a monkey, and the monkey should have a finger monkey.
Oooh, it could be based on the Sirens of Treasure Island show! God, that was weird.
Allyson - Jan 14, 2006 1:18:56 pm PST #7560 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Maybe we should pitch that to FOX. We deserve to be the Executive Producers of something like that. And nobody doesn't like lesbian pirates.
Strega - Jan 14, 2006 1:25:02 pm PST #7561 of 10001
I have to save the pirates & ninja idea to pitch to Ron Moore. When we're hanging out sometime.
Oh, Allyson: Warren Ellis is doing a zombie comic; I think the first issue comes out next week. I'll try to remember to get a copy for you.
Allyson - Jan 14, 2006 1:38:33 pm PST #7562 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Ah. Remind me to service the fine mister Ellis the next time I'm in the UK. It's the least I can do.
I hate writing.
Topic!Cindy - Jan 14, 2006 2:46:07 pm PST #7563 of 10001
What is even happening?
Is America ready for lesbian pirates with finger monkeys?
Strega - Jan 14, 2006 2:50:08 pm PST #7564 of 10001
Or monkey pirates with... oh dear, that doesn't go anywhere good.
I'm repenting of not posting the odd screed I wrote last night under the influence of Harp. It involved Zombie Ponies. Mine was gonna be called "Fang." That's all I remember.
Topic!Cindy - Jan 14, 2006 3:29:32 pm PST #7565 of 10001
What is even happening?
Aw, Strega, you can't leave us hanging like that. There's no chance you emailed it to Johanna, or something?