No. Though it would totally be cool if he were!
ETA: I really shouldn't jump to conclusions. He could very well be a pirate. Time will tell.
See how I'm not punching him? I think I've grown.
Mal ,'Shindig'
The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
Kristen - Jan 14, 2006 12:45:15 pm PST #7558 of 10001
Strega - Jan 14, 2006 1:14:51 pm PST #7559 of 10001
Pirates! He needs a show about girl pirates!Kristen speaks truth. And the pirates should have a monkey, and the monkey should have a finger monkey.
Oooh, it could be based on the Sirens of Treasure Island show! God, that was weird.
Allyson - Jan 14, 2006 1:18:56 pm PST #7560 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Maybe we should pitch that to FOX. We deserve to be the Executive Producers of something like that. And nobody doesn't like lesbian pirates.
Strega - Jan 14, 2006 1:25:02 pm PST #7561 of 10001
I have to save the pirates & ninja idea to pitch to Ron Moore. When we're hanging out sometime.
Oh, Allyson: Warren Ellis is doing a zombie comic; I think the first issue comes out next week. I'll try to remember to get a copy for you.
Allyson - Jan 14, 2006 1:38:33 pm PST #7562 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Ah. Remind me to service the fine mister Ellis the next time I'm in the UK. It's the least I can do.
I hate writing.
Topic!Cindy - Jan 14, 2006 2:46:07 pm PST #7563 of 10001
What is even happening?
Is America ready for lesbian pirates with finger monkeys?
Strega - Jan 14, 2006 2:50:08 pm PST #7564 of 10001
Or monkey pirates with... oh dear, that doesn't go anywhere good.
I'm repenting of not posting the odd screed I wrote last night under the influence of Harp. It involved Zombie Ponies. Mine was gonna be called "Fang." That's all I remember.
Topic!Cindy - Jan 14, 2006 3:29:32 pm PST #7565 of 10001
What is even happening?
Aw, Strega, you can't leave us hanging like that. There's no chance you emailed it to Johanna, or something?
AnthonyDe - Jan 14, 2006 3:48:35 pm PST #7566 of 10001
A One that isn't cold, is scarcely A One at all.
Are you guys using lesbian pirates as an inside joke here? If not someone beat you to it.
"LAS VEGAS - Pirates made land at the Venetian Hotel for the 2006 AVN Awards last night and pretty much wasted the competition in the video feature categories...A Digital Playground-Adam & Eve co-production and one of the costliest adult movies ever produced, Pirates captured 11 awards, the first single feature to score in double digits since The Fashionistas in 2002....Pirates took home prizes for Best Video, Best DVD, and Best High Definition Production, plus Best Director, Video, three acting awards and four others."
Gives whole new meaning to capturing the booty. /rimshot
Allyson - Jan 14, 2006 4:08:08 pm PST #7567 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
It's an inside joke based on a rather fruitful trip to the porn store.