Hey, you know what's creepier than anything Tim's ever done?
The Wiggles.
I need to make my nephew understand that they're creepy, and he should never get in a car with anyone like that, and if one of them tries to sing him a creepy song about prancing ponies with tails that go swish swish swish, he should say NO!, and then GO!, and then TELL AUNTIE!, so I can take those creepy fuckers out with a baseball bat.
Seriously. They should be called The Wiggins.
Oh yeah, and my nephew says, "Auntie" now.
And then he says, "money?"
And then I give him a quarter. It's awesome.
My reaction to the Wiggles has always been one of abject horror.
and he should never get in a car with anyone like that, and if one of them tries to sing him a creepy song about prancing ponies with tails that go swish swish swish, he should say NO!, and then GO!, and then TELL AUNTIE!, so I can take those creepy fuckers out with a baseball bat.
Allyson and I have similar Auntie-ing skillz.
And then he says, "money?"
Sadly.
The Wiggles.
Ahahahaha! Someone else knows my horror!
They taught my nephew to wake any sleeping person with "WAKE UP JEFF!"
No one in my family is named Jeff.
My nephew is morally opposed to anyone being asleep in his awake presence.
As long as we're talking creepy children's programming, I should mention that I am really, really scared of something called "Boohbah."
I only see the toys, but there is no way those things don't have big, razorsharp teeth. Some are spiny!
Boobah has the best website ever, if you're really stressed out or high.
Huh. After I posted that link, my cursor pointer went all flickery, till I closed the window to the Boobah Zone. Scary! Beware!
Oobi is far creepier, IMHO.
