and he should never get in a car with anyone like that, and if one of them tries to sing him a creepy song about prancing ponies with tails that go swish swish swish, he should say NO!, and then GO!, and then TELL AUNTIE!, so I can take those creepy fuckers out with a baseball bat.
Allyson and I have similar Auntie-ing skillz.
And then he says, "money?"
Sadly.
The Wiggles.
Ahahahaha! Someone else knows my horror!
They taught my nephew to wake any sleeping person with "WAKE UP JEFF!"
No one in my family is named Jeff.
My nephew is morally opposed to anyone being asleep in his awake presence.
As long as we're talking creepy children's programming, I should mention that I am really, really scared of something called "Boohbah."
I only see the toys, but there is no way those things don't have big, razorsharp teeth. Some are spiny!
Boobah has the best website ever, if you're really stressed out or high.
Huh. After I posted that link, my cursor pointer went all flickery, till I closed the window to the Boobah Zone. Scary! Beware!
Oobi is far creepier, IMHO.
Oh my... I played on that site longer than I should have. I can't explain the fun that was had making a guy that looked like Morpheus fill a wheelbarrow full of apples that fell from the sky. Not from a tree, but from the sky.
My reaction to the Wiggles has always been one of abject horror.
So true. For me they've always been unsettling. And one of them always looks a little drunk. They've long since joined the not-allowed-to-watch list for my kids along with Barney, Teletubbies, Elmo's World and newly added Lazy Town. If you're looking for better programming, I recommend Blues Clues, The Backyardigans, Dora the Explorer, Go Diego Go, and for slightly older children, Arthur and Cyberchase.
I may have said too much.