These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me.

Jayne ,'The Train Job'


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[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


Kristen - Jan 03, 2006 6:49:55 pm PST #7281 of 10001

Hmph.


Kat - Jan 03, 2006 7:02:36 pm PST #7282 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Or maybe it's because we're all "JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK" and he tries to figure out what the fuss is about?

But he does love on us.


§ ita § - Jan 03, 2006 7:09:08 pm PST #7283 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Did you try throwing a ham at him?


Kat - Jan 03, 2006 7:11:24 pm PST #7284 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

There were no pork products. He's just a love bucket.


Allyson - Jan 03, 2006 7:11:37 pm PST #7285 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Jack likes to be held and cuddled. It's so odd. Trouble is just the same as ever.

I get home on Sunday, and am possibly going to bang in sick on Monday if I suffer the same massive 10 hour delay in getting home that I got getting here. Because sleep deprived secretary means murdered physicists.

My parents don't have AIM because my dad has a popup blocker on this computer that means no AIM express.

I just spent an hour defragging this piece o' crap and it still runs like ass.

Kat, you can leave all the keys at my place. I'm so worried about Ruby being terribly lonely! I'm so ready to get back to LA. So ready.

I miss you guys, I do.


Kat - Jan 03, 2006 7:12:05 pm PST #7286 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

This is much the same as people who tell me that Kuma or Bear act a certain way when we aren't here. It's hard to conceive and yet true.


Kat - Jan 03, 2006 7:13:14 pm PST #7287 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Okay! we'll leave all the keys at your place because I'm worried about Polgara and her getting into her place without her keys.


Kristen - Jan 03, 2006 7:20:17 pm PST #7288 of 10001

Okay, Jack just hates me then. But Trouble likes me so I'm not a complete cat repeller.

And YAY Sunday! Play hooky on Monday. We can have coffee and, also, ravioli.

ETA: Though not necessarily at the same time.


§ ita § - Jan 03, 2006 7:21:09 pm PST #7289 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

This is much the same as people who tell me that Kuma or Bear act a certain way when we aren't here. It's hard to conceive and yet true.

I get this about my parents.


Allyson - Jan 03, 2006 7:28:17 pm PST #7290 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Hey, you know what's creepier than anything Tim's ever done?

The Wiggles.

I need to make my nephew understand that they're creepy, and he should never get in a car with anyone like that, and if one of them tries to sing him a creepy song about prancing ponies with tails that go swish swish swish, he should say NO!, and then GO!, and then TELL AUNTIE!, so I can take those creepy fuckers out with a baseball bat.

Seriously. They should be called The Wiggins.

Oh yeah, and my nephew says, "Auntie" now.

And then he says, "money?"

And then I give him a quarter. It's awesome.