Does it castrate?
Mal: Zoe, why do I have a wife? Jayne: You got a wife? All I got is that dumbass stick sounds like its raining. How come you got a wife?
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[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
§ ita § - Dec 08, 2005 2:16:49 pm PST #6935 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Wolfram - Dec 08, 2005 2:18:16 pm PST #6936 of 10001
Visilurking
That's an infomercial I really don't need to see.
msbelle - Dec 08, 2005 2:18:18 pm PST #6937 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
stop it.
Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 08, 2005 3:19:06 pm PST #6938 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Tim may not have written Puppet Angel, but I do recall Holtz taking a very nasty looking metal implement and doing something with it below camera frame that made Angelus wince. So I don't think he'd be a shrinking violet regarding the current discussion.
Betsy HP - Dec 08, 2005 3:57:29 pm PST #6939 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
Does it castrate?
Well, I do have a couple of interesting attachments; in a pinch, one could improvise.
§ ita § - Dec 08, 2005 3:59:29 pm PST #6940 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Bloodlessly?
Kristen - Dec 08, 2005 4:03:29 pm PST #6941 of 10001
Today is a great day! It was my last day of work until January 3!
Also, I got a great deal on a fabu jacket (possibly to be worn to my interview on Tuesday) and I came home to find my new "Who's Your Spy Daddy?" t-shirt waiting for me in my mailbox.
ETA: I probably shouldn't wear the Spy Daddy t-shirt to Disney, huh? Though the mental image is cracking me up.
joe boucher - Dec 08, 2005 5:05:10 pm PST #6942 of 10001
I knew that topless lady had something up her sleeve. - John Prine
Kristen, a belated but enthusiatic congratulations! On the Disney thing, not the no working thing. But enjoy that, too.
I'll take responsibility for starting the horsefucking posts, but I did not start the castration discussion. That said, I can't believe no has mentioned this nutjob (no pun intended): “It wasn’t a bet, but I said I’d cut my balls off if we won." Not my idea of a fun celebration, maybe it's a Welsh thing. Says the chopper/chopee, "I can’t have kids now, but still want a family. Maybe I’ll adopt.” Hmmm, let's see, can anyone think of a reason not to let him adopt? Ay yi yi.
tommyrot - Dec 08, 2005 5:09:41 pm PST #6943 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
That said, I can't believe no has mentioned this nutjob (no pun intended): “It wasn’t a bet, but I said I’d cut my balls off if we won."
That's been mentioned before.
but I did not start the castration discussion.
That was me. Wait, no, i think it was someone else. But I did jump on the castration bandwagon right away....
We need a new thread - The Worst Discussions. It can go next to COMM.
OK, I'm probably in the minority for thinking this.
editosity....
§ ita § - Dec 08, 2005 5:12:55 pm PST #6944 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Betsy. Betsy started it all.