I think I'd make him bathe himself while I washed the clothes. and possibly look for the scissors to attack the hair and beard.
Mal: If anyone gets nosy, just, you know... shoot 'em. Zoe: Shoot 'em? Mal: Politely.
'Serenity'
The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
msbelle - Dec 06, 2005 10:44:05 am PST #6782 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
Lee - Dec 06, 2005 10:44:29 am PST #6783 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Have I mentioned how much I like the ita and msbelle show?
I think we should film it and show it every Christmas.
sumi - Dec 06, 2005 10:44:54 am PST #6784 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
I think you should be bathing with Jack and drinking rum.
msbelle - Dec 06, 2005 10:45:24 am PST #6785 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
there will be lots of hugging.
§ ita § - Dec 06, 2005 10:45:38 am PST #6786 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
LEAVE JACK'S INDIVIDUALITY ALONE.
juliana - Dec 06, 2005 10:47:47 am PST #6787 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
I think you should be bathing with Jack and drinking rum.
But WHY is the RUM gone?!?
msbelle - Dec 06, 2005 10:49:03 am PST #6788 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
whatever. dirty hair is ew.
Vortex - Dec 06, 2005 10:49:09 am PST #6789 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Captain Jack Sparrow is Depp's character in Pirates of the Caribbean; Jareth is the Bowie character from Labyrinth.
oh, then I'm definitely chucking Cap'n Jack and really Fing Jareth a whole big bunch.
§ ita § - Dec 06, 2005 10:52:14 am PST #6790 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
dirty hair is ew.
You don't fix dirty hair with scissors.
Ailleann - Dec 06, 2005 10:53:53 am PST #6791 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
F-Davy Jones, C-Leif Garrett, M-Keith Partridge (though imagine the family reunions...)
F-Jareth, C-Inigo (only because Bowie is hot), M-Cap'n Jack (there must be rum!!)
F-Drusilla, C-Nina, M-Darla (all in a purely academic sense, as my preference goes not that way... because of both the female and nutso aspects)
Cap'n Jack, Will Turner, Commodore Norrington. Also; Nina, Gwen, Closet Girl (for the life of me I can't think of her name! eta: Justine, thank you ita.)