I think you should be bathing with Jack and drinking rum.
Giles ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'
The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
there will be lots of hugging.
LEAVE JACK'S INDIVIDUALITY ALONE.
I think you should be bathing with Jack and drinking rum.
But WHY is the RUM gone?!?
whatever. dirty hair is ew.
Captain Jack Sparrow is Depp's character in Pirates of the Caribbean; Jareth is the Bowie character from Labyrinth.
oh, then I'm definitely chucking Cap'n Jack and really Fing Jareth a whole big bunch.
dirty hair is ew.
You don't fix dirty hair with scissors.
F-Davy Jones, C-Leif Garrett, M-Keith Partridge (though imagine the family reunions...)
F-Jareth, C-Inigo (only because Bowie is hot), M-Cap'n Jack (there must be rum!!)
F-Drusilla, C-Nina, M-Darla (all in a purely academic sense, as my preference goes not that way... because of both the female and nutso aspects)
Cap'n Jack, Will Turner, Commodore Norrington. Also; Nina, Gwen, Closet Girl (for the life of me I can't think of her name! eta: Justine, thank you ita.)
there's more than one way to fix things. A nice little trim before shampooing would do him nice. If he cooperates he could work himself up to a F.
Cap'n Jack, Will Turner, Commodore Norrington
F - Jack, C - Turner, M - Norrington. Provided the slight moral bendiness he shows at the end of the first movie stays.