C Conan Doyle, C King, M Gaiman
It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.
Xander ,'Get It Done'
The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
Gris - Dec 06, 2005 9:23:18 am PST #6748 of 10001
Hey. New board.
tommyrot - Dec 06, 2005 9:26:29 am PST #6749 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Ok,
Opus, Tux, Sparky
amych - Dec 06, 2005 9:29:39 am PST #6750 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
You're a cruel man, tommyrot.
C-Sparky F-Tux M-Opus
WindSparrow - Dec 06, 2005 9:30:51 am PST #6751 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
M-Sparky, F-Opus (also, vote for him), C-Tux
Kat - Dec 06, 2005 9:30:58 am PST #6752 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
I don't even recognize Sparky or Tux.
WindSparrow - Dec 06, 2005 9:32:02 am PST #6753 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Wait, Sparky's the cute little penguin Bugs helped to get back to his home, right?
§ ita § - Dec 06, 2005 9:34:08 am PST #6754 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I'd chuck Sparky too, since I don't know him. I'm not sure who's more marriageable...and then I realise I'm two seconds away from talking about sex with birds, and I'm so not having this conversation.
tommyrot - Dec 06, 2005 9:35:24 am PST #6755 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Sparky is the penguin in the "This Modern World" comic.
WindSparrow - Dec 06, 2005 9:35:35 am PST #6756 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Ah heck, ita... I was mildly squicked about that too, and then I just figured, as long as you don't look down, you won't fall.
tommyrot - Dec 06, 2005 9:36:59 am PST #6757 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Oh, and Tux is the Linux mascott.