M-Sparky, F-Opus (also, vote for him), C-Tux
'Why We Fight'
The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
I don't even recognize Sparky or Tux.
Wait, Sparky's the cute little penguin Bugs helped to get back to his home, right?
I'd chuck Sparky too, since I don't know him. I'm not sure who's more marriageable...and then I realise I'm two seconds away from talking about sex with birds, and I'm so not having this conversation.
Sparky is the penguin in the "This Modern World" comic.
Ah heck, ita... I was mildly squicked about that too, and then I just figured, as long as you don't look down, you won't fall.
Oh, and Tux is the Linux mascott.
Huh, I thought that was just a nickname for Tennessee Tuxedo. Thbbbbpt.
Nevermind my answers, I dunno who I'm talking about.
If I were a cartoon rabbit, I'd want to marry Bugs, though.
FCM:
Wentworth Miller, Heath Ledger, Ryan Phillippe?
Only one of those I recognise is Heath. And I wouldn't kick him out of bed for getting cracker crumbs in the sheets.