F - Milton, C - Dante , M - William Blake
M - Batman for his money (again, with Plei on this one!), F - Wolverine, C - Frozone
Don't belong. Dangerous, like you. Can't be controlled. Can't be trusted. Everyone could just go on without me and not have to worry. People could be what they wanted to be. Could be with the people they wanted. Live simple. No secrets.
River ,'Objects In Space'
The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
Kat - Dec 04, 2005 6:57:50 pm PST #6703 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
§ ita § - Dec 04, 2005 7:02:01 pm PST #6704 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
It's possible I'm confused on the ZZ switch. And I have no cold medication on which to blame it.
- Marry Batman for his mind???? You crazy? You marry him...wait, no, I fuck him. Wolverine you marry. Frozone...damn, he's cute and all, but he just doesn't pack canon like the other two.
- F-e, C-π (though I'd totally marry the π from Contact, M-i.
Kristen - Dec 04, 2005 7:04:23 pm PST #6705 of 10001
Batman for his money
Is Gotham City located in a community property state?
Jesse - Dec 04, 2005 7:07:12 pm PST #6706 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I can't play FCM, because I am going to bed immediately, I swear, but I'm pretty sure the Memoirs of a Geisha stuff says Ziyi Zhang.
Allyson - Dec 04, 2005 7:13:16 pm PST #6707 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
F - The Sprint Guy, C - The Can You Hear Me Now Guy, M - Catherine Zeta-Jones for her money.
§ ita § - Dec 04, 2005 7:13:21 pm PST #6708 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Is Gotham City located in a community property state?
1. Don't sign a prenup
or
2. Stay married
Or you could just buy tons of crap you keep after the inevitable demise of the marriage because he's a crazy fucker, and you need to get out before you get killed by one of his nemeses.
Kat - Dec 04, 2005 7:26:06 pm PST #6709 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Dude, but then you'd be married to Catherine Zeta-Jones.
Gris - Dec 04, 2005 7:54:03 pm PST #6710 of 10001
Hey. New board.
Owen Wilson, Ben Stiller, Matthew McConaughy
F: Matthew McConaughy, C: Ben Stiller, M: Owen Wilson
Not doing the OC boys as I don't watch.
F: Logan (VM), C: Logan (GG), M: Sark (though, really, why would I want to marry any of these guys? Unless I really just want a yacht?)
F: Jack Sparrow, C: Westley, M: Inigo Montoya
F: Ziyi Zhang, C: Michelle Rodriguez, M: Michelle Yeoh (I'm basing this entirely on the opinion that Michelle Yeoh seems, I dunno, more real and a likely better companion. But if Ziyi Zhang is actually smart and/or funny, I'm switching because wowzers.)
F: Pierce Brosnan, C: John Bettany, M: Clive Owen
F: Dante (What circle of Hell will THIS put you in, Bitch?!), C: William Blake, M: John Milton (C'Mon John, you know you liked Satan better a LITTLE bit? Right? C'mon, tell me!)
F: Batman, C: Wolverine (unless it's Hugh Jackman, but I'm going with comic form), M: Frozone
F: e C: π M: i (oh complex variables, how I miss you. Though, really, I need ALL of these constants for your to be fun.)
I think I actually match ita on all but two of these (the comics and the princess/pirates one) And I didn't look until afterwards. That's kind of freaky.
P.M. Marc - Dec 04, 2005 8:52:12 pm PST #6711 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
F: e C: π M: i (oh complex variables, how I miss you. Though, really, I need ALL of these constants for your to be fun.)
You're a sick man, Gris.
DavidS - Dec 04, 2005 8:56:46 pm PST #6712 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
F: Dante (What circle of Hell will THIS put you in, Bitch?!), C: William Blake, M: John Milton (C'Mon John, you know you liked Satan better a LITTLE bit? Right? C'mon, tell me!)
You'd chuck Blake? What, are you nuts? You chuck Milton. You always chuck Milton.