F - The Sprint Guy, C - The Can You Hear Me Now Guy, M - Catherine Zeta-Jones for her money.
These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me.
Jayne ,'The Train Job'
The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
Allyson - Dec 04, 2005 7:13:16 pm PST #6707 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
§ ita § - Dec 04, 2005 7:13:21 pm PST #6708 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Is Gotham City located in a community property state?
1. Don't sign a prenup
or
2. Stay married
Or you could just buy tons of crap you keep after the inevitable demise of the marriage because he's a crazy fucker, and you need to get out before you get killed by one of his nemeses.
Kat - Dec 04, 2005 7:26:06 pm PST #6709 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Dude, but then you'd be married to Catherine Zeta-Jones.
Gris - Dec 04, 2005 7:54:03 pm PST #6710 of 10001
Hey. New board.
Owen Wilson, Ben Stiller, Matthew McConaughy
F: Matthew McConaughy, C: Ben Stiller, M: Owen Wilson
Not doing the OC boys as I don't watch.
F: Logan (VM), C: Logan (GG), M: Sark (though, really, why would I want to marry any of these guys? Unless I really just want a yacht?)
F: Jack Sparrow, C: Westley, M: Inigo Montoya
F: Ziyi Zhang, C: Michelle Rodriguez, M: Michelle Yeoh (I'm basing this entirely on the opinion that Michelle Yeoh seems, I dunno, more real and a likely better companion. But if Ziyi Zhang is actually smart and/or funny, I'm switching because wowzers.)
F: Pierce Brosnan, C: John Bettany, M: Clive Owen
F: Dante (What circle of Hell will THIS put you in, Bitch?!), C: William Blake, M: John Milton (C'Mon John, you know you liked Satan better a LITTLE bit? Right? C'mon, tell me!)
F: Batman, C: Wolverine (unless it's Hugh Jackman, but I'm going with comic form), M: Frozone
F: e C: π M: i (oh complex variables, how I miss you. Though, really, I need ALL of these constants for your to be fun.)
I think I actually match ita on all but two of these (the comics and the princess/pirates one) And I didn't look until afterwards. That's kind of freaky.
P.M. Marc - Dec 04, 2005 8:52:12 pm PST #6711 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
F: e C: π M: i (oh complex variables, how I miss you. Though, really, I need ALL of these constants for your to be fun.)
You're a sick man, Gris.
DavidS - Dec 04, 2005 8:56:46 pm PST #6712 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
F: Dante (What circle of Hell will THIS put you in, Bitch?!), C: William Blake, M: John Milton (C'Mon John, you know you liked Satan better a LITTLE bit? Right? C'mon, tell me!)
You'd chuck Blake? What, are you nuts? You chuck Milton. You always chuck Milton.
P.M. Marc - Dec 04, 2005 11:23:27 pm PST #6713 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
You'd chuck Blake? What, are you nuts? You chuck Milton. You always chuck Milton.
My copy of Paradise Lost is wee and tiny and belonged to my Great-Grandmother Esme, so Milton is not ALWAYS to be chucked.
Blake, OTOH, is still TOTALLY the M in that grouping.
Now, make it F/C/M Donne, Milton, Blake, and we might have a wee problem. (F Donne? M Blake? F Blake? M Donne? Though I think perhaps I need to swap out poor Milty, who continues to get chucked.)
Sue - Dec 05, 2005 4:01:21 am PST #6714 of 10001
hip deep in pie
I don't know about M- Blake. Can we say crazier than a bag of rubber hammers?
WindSparrow - Dec 05, 2005 4:10:37 am PST #6715 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Gotta at least bang the bag of rubber hammers - with the Scottish accent, it is a biological imperative.
Gris - Dec 05, 2005 5:43:58 am PST #6716 of 10001
Hey. New board.
I've never been a big Blake fan, for some reason. I probably haven't given him enough of a chance. I've never been huge on poetry.