Wouldn't the day you stopped being able to float kinda suck?
On that day, there'd be this big ritual marking you as an adult. Plus: shoes.
Eggs. The living legend needs eggs. Or maybe another milk.
Jayne ,'Jaynestown'
The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
tommyrot - Nov 01, 2005 11:13:36 am PST #5749 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Ginger - Nov 01, 2005 11:14:34 am PST #5750 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
I like to think of myself as closer to the beer.
what would loungers look like if our knees bent the other way?
It would mean that your feet would be between you and the television.
Vortex - Nov 01, 2005 11:17:26 am PST #5751 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
wouldn't it be interesting if people grew down instead of up?
doesn't shel silverstein have a poem about that?
§ ita § - Nov 01, 2005 11:19:19 am PST #5752 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Shel Silverstein is a hack that stole Tim's idea.
Allyson - Nov 01, 2005 11:25:08 am PST #5753 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
What if someone threw a kerfuffle and no one came?
Also, ita can't fight for shit. Seriously, my dead grandma could take her.
Nilly - Nov 01, 2005 11:30:50 am PST #5754 of 10001
Swouncing
What if someone threw a kerfuffle and no one came?
Wouldn't it take at least two people for a kerfuffle to be kerfuffled? One to throw the first post, one to kerfuff about it? So if nobody comes, no kerfuffling is possible, by definition?
tommyrot - Nov 01, 2005 11:35:39 am PST #5755 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Wouldn't it take at least two people for a kerfuffle to be kerfuffled? One to throw the first post, one to kerfuff about it? So if nobody comes, no kerfuffling is possible, by definition?
Can someone with multiple personalites kerfuffle with him/herself?
Would things would be more or less confusing if we required each multiple personality to have its own sock puppet?
Lee - Nov 01, 2005 11:39:04 am PST #5756 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
What if someone threw a kerfuffle and no one came?
Hey now, I KERFLUFFLED! Stop invalidating my ability to kerfluffle!
joe boucher - Nov 01, 2005 11:40:31 am PST #5757 of 10001
I knew that topless lady had something up her sleeve. - John Prine
Happy belated birthday, Tim.
I enjoyed your interview on The Signal: "I am like Sisyphus, pushing a show up the hill." So here's a belated birthday inspirational thought, in my best Holland Manners voice (not that I think Camus worked for W&H), "One must imagine Sisyphus happy. Healthy production deals, Tim."
Allyson - Nov 01, 2005 11:52:21 am PST #5758 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Hey now, I KERFLUFFLED! Stop invalidating my ability to kerfluffle!
The problem with women is they spend all damn day feeling and not actually thinking.
Suck it up and stop crying on the job.