Hey now, I KERFLUFFLED! Stop invalidating my ability to kerfluffle!
The problem with women is they spend all damn day feeling and not actually thinking.
Suck it up and stop crying on the job.
Spike: At least give me Wesley's office since he's gone. Angel: He's not gone. He's on a leave of absence. Spike: Yeah, right. Boo-hoo. Thought he killed his bloody father. Try staking your mother when she's coming on to you! Harmony: Well…that explains a lot.
'Destiny'
The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
Allyson - Nov 01, 2005 11:52:21 am PST #5758 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Allyson - Nov 01, 2005 11:58:50 am PST #5759 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Hey! Harry Reid was in the mood for a kerfuffle as well!
Great minds.
Tamara - Nov 01, 2005 12:00:13 pm PST #5760 of 10001
You know, we could experiment and cancel football.
The problem with women is they spend all damn day feeling and not actually thinking.
Suck it up and stop crying on the job.
This just makes me giggle.
bon bon - Nov 01, 2005 12:00:18 pm PST #5761 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Suck it up and stop crying on the job.
weeping
weeping
Lee - Nov 01, 2005 12:09:53 pm PST #5762 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
The problem with women is they spend all damn day feeling and not actually thinking.
Suck it up and stop crying on the job.
This just makes me giggle.
It makes me cry and cry and cry.
ALLYSON SUCKS.
She has funny hair too.
Polter-Cow - Nov 01, 2005 12:21:55 pm PST #5763 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Dude, I love The Phantom Tollbooth. Great book.
Tim gets a shout-out in Joss's letter for the Angel complete series box set, as one of the "moments herein that made my life worth living":
Darla's horrified accusation, "While Spike - SPIKE - was out killing a Slayer, you were busy saving Missonaries!... From me." (True emotional Vampire logic, courtesy of Tim Minear.)
P.M. Marc - Nov 01, 2005 12:31:43 pm PST #5764 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Perkins is right now dancing naked, rejoicing in her oneness with the earth mother and her creatures. Blessed be, Perkins.
Does Ozzie count as one of the Earth Mother's creatures? I'm thinking he's too heavy to dance with, though.
Lee - Nov 01, 2005 1:36:05 pm PST #5765 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Does Ozzie count as one of the Earth Mother's creatures? I'm thinking he's too heavy to dance with, though.
Nope. He's a Child of Satan, that one.
Still nicer than Allyson though.
Kristen - Nov 01, 2005 1:55:03 pm PST #5766 of 10001
I am sad that I missed the kerfuffling.
I am happy that I am further from the earth than Allyson.
Betsy HP - Nov 01, 2005 7:19:18 pm PST #5767 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
I saw a deer last night. That didn't suck. I mean, the experience didn't suck. Whether the deer (it was male) did or did not suck is outside my realm of knowledge. It may well have been a gay deer and I, for one, support its right to do so. Because if it is gay, it won't be begetting more annoying little Bambis to eat my shrubbery.