Buffy: Dancing with you is way better than trying to hook up with some good-looking guy. Xander: I think I liked it more when you were kicking me in my puffy groin.

'Get It Done'


The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


lisah - Nov 01, 2005 11:02:15 am PST #5742 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

This kerfuffling thing could catch on.

This is way more like a kerfluffle.

wouldn't it be interesting if people grew down instead of up? Then you'd know how tall you were going to be when you were born, and you'd know when you were done growing when your feet touched the ground.

Wait...doesn't that happen in some children's book or something...it's ringing bells. Dully but still ringing.

ETA PHANTOM TOLLBOOTH! That's what I thought! phew


sarameg - Nov 01, 2005 11:05:21 am PST #5743 of 10001

Wouldn't the day you stopped being able to float kinda suck?


Tim Minear - Nov 01, 2005 11:05:51 am PST #5744 of 10001
"Don' be e-scared"

Never read that, now I guess I'll have to.


lisah - Nov 01, 2005 11:08:34 am PST #5745 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

Never read that, now I guess I'll have to.

That's one of the books where if I hear somebody hasn't read it I'm all, "You're so lucky! You get to read it for the first time still!"


Dana - Nov 01, 2005 11:10:34 am PST #5746 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Dude! That's an awesome book. You should definitely read it.


Allyson - Nov 01, 2005 11:12:04 am PST #5747 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Then you'd know how tall you were going to be when you were born

I think this would be a smashing idea if men were the ones giving birth.

Allyson, I saw you on Sunday and there's no question -- you're way closer to the earth than I am.

I want my popup book back.

NOTICE PERKINS DID NOT DENY EARTH CLOSENESS!

Perkins is right now dancing naked, rejoicing in her oneness with the earth mother and her creatures. Blessed be, Perkins.


Nilly - Nov 01, 2005 11:12:54 am PST #5748 of 10001
Swouncing

wouldn't it be interesting if people grew down instead of up? Then you'd know how tall you were going to be when you were born, and you'd know when you were done growing when your feet touched the ground.

Dana, whenever I think about this book, I know I can trust you to post about it.

Also, that kid in the book who grew taller that way mentioned the exact same things. He thought that the 'normal' kid was an adult who looked much too young for his age because his feet already touched the ground, and talked about tragedies of people whose feet never reached the groud due to some problem, and how confusing it may be to view the world from a different point each day.

Hey, it's just one of my most favorite books in the whole world. And it's not like I'm able to post shortly as it is, anyway.

what would loungers look like if our knees bent the other way?

Scary visual place. Involving, um, scientific experiments on dolls that we've made as little kids. We had one that not only bended on either direction, but was flexible enough to have her arms and legs all tied up together. Um, I think I should talk about books instead. Or something.


tommyrot - Nov 01, 2005 11:13:36 am PST #5749 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Wouldn't the day you stopped being able to float kinda suck?

On that day, there'd be this big ritual marking you as an adult. Plus: shoes.


Ginger - Nov 01, 2005 11:14:34 am PST #5750 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I like to think of myself as closer to the beer.

what would loungers look like if our knees bent the other way?

It would mean that your feet would be between you and the television.


Vortex - Nov 01, 2005 11:17:26 am PST #5751 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

wouldn't it be interesting if people grew down instead of up?

doesn't shel silverstein have a poem about that?