Wesley doesn't suck at all, and Tim didn't suck when he was writing for Buffy.
Or after. Although, I really think his Buffy work lacked some of the subtle nuances found in later work.
eta: Small children are closest to the earth, but I have to think that jockeys would be in the running for second or third place. Anyway, good jockeys.
Wesley doesn't suck at all
You haven't been reading the right fic.
Am close to the earth, but only because my ankles won't tolerate wearing any kind of heels worthy of the name.
Of course some women are closer to the Earth.
I'm so close to the earth I eat handfuls of warm gravel for breakfast. Also you all smell. And I move that my cat is pretty and smells nice.
This kerfuffling thing could catch on.
Allyson, I saw you on Sunday and there's no question -- you're way closer to the earth than I am. On a not at all related, but somewhat in a way, note... wouldn't it be interesting if people grew down instead of up? Then you'd know how tall you were going to be when you were born, and you'd know when you were done growing when your feet touched the ground. Also, what would loungers look like if our knees bent the other way?
wouldn't it be interesting if people grew down instead of up?
Like in The Phantom Toolbooth. I love that book. Someone should make that into a movie that doesn't suck.
wouldn't it be interesting if people grew down instead of up? Then you'd know how tall you were going to be when you were born, and you'd know when you were done growing when your feet touched the ground.
But then if your body produced excess growth hormones, your feet would grow into the ground and you'd be planted like a tree.
This kerfuffling thing could catch on.
This is way more like a kerfluffle.
wouldn't it be interesting if people grew down instead of up? Then you'd know how tall you were going to be when you were born, and you'd know when you were done growing when your feet touched the ground.
Wait...doesn't that happen in some children's book or something...it's ringing bells. Dully but still ringing.
ETA PHANTOM TOLLBOOTH! That's what I thought! phew
Wouldn't the day you stopped being able to float kinda suck?
Never read that, now I guess I'll have to.