Buffybot ,'Dirty Girls'
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
I'm so bored. Ima start a kerfuffle.
Tim Minear's writing sucks. Also, Wesley sucks. In addition to all of that, women are closer to the earth. Shit, I'm going to go run naked through the woods right now and commune with the deer.
All of you suck, as well.
Want to come sit in my period hut with me?
Deer are pretty.
Dear Allyson,
You are so wrong it would be harder for you to be more wronger.
Wesley doesn't suck at all, and Tim didn't suck when he was writing for Buffy.
You are also very mean for saying it, and should take it back.
Eat it.
Ta!
(did that help?)
NOTICE PERKINS DID NOT DENY EARTH CLOSENESS!
I think jockeys are closer to the earth than most women.
There should be a show about them.
Vampire Jockeys of Santa Anita.
They only race at night.
On zombie horses.
NOTICE PERKINS DID NOT DENY EARTH CLOSENESS!
P.S., Of course some women are closer to the Earth. Only the short ones though. (DUH!) So There.
Wesley doesn't suck at all, and Tim didn't suck when he was writing for Buffy.
Or after. Although, I really think his Buffy work lacked some of the subtle nuances found in later work.
eta: Small children are closest to the earth, but I have to think that jockeys would be in the running for second or third place. Anyway, good jockeys.
Wesley doesn't suck at all
You haven't been reading the right fic.
Am close to the earth, but only because my ankles won't tolerate wearing any kind of heels worthy of the name.
Of course some women are closer to the Earth.
I'm so close to the earth I eat handfuls of warm gravel for breakfast. Also you all smell. And I move that my cat is pretty and smells nice.
This kerfuffling thing could catch on.