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lori - Oct 28, 2005 10:22:43 am PDT #5597 of 10001

I can make that happen. Granted, it would have to be a showroom model, and not the one on Mars.


Ginger - Oct 28, 2005 10:25:44 am PDT #5598 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Can you make a miniature Mars Rover that would wander around Tim's house taking pictures and occasionally get stuck for a week or two because of a fold in a rug?


tommyrot - Oct 28, 2005 10:26:58 am PDT #5599 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Can you make a miniature Mars Rover that would wander around Tim's house taking pictures and occasionally get stuck for a week or two because of a fold in a rug?

And it could occasionally corner a beagle and take fur samples.


Sue - Oct 28, 2005 10:27:32 am PDT #5600 of 10001
hip deep in pie

Can you make a miniature Mars Rover that would wander around Tim's house taking pictures and occasionally get stuck for a week or two because of a fold in a rug?

Somehow I think the dogs would get it unlodged.


lori - Oct 28, 2005 10:30:50 am PDT #5601 of 10001

Life! We've discovered Life! Well, beagle-shaped life, anyway.


§ ita § - Oct 28, 2005 10:31:33 am PDT #5602 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Does this mean free food?


Kat - Oct 28, 2005 10:32:30 am PDT #5603 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

yes. free dog food.


Allyson - Oct 28, 2005 10:32:44 am PDT #5604 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

It'd be just like cats vs. Roomba.

Does this mean free food?

For the beagles?


Kristen - Oct 28, 2005 10:41:18 am PDT #5605 of 10001

Kristen picked up Tim's birthday present

And then I took it to get gift wrapped!

Though, I must say, I am unimpressed with the quality of the bow. It's just not up to my standards. I might need to re-bow.


lori - Oct 28, 2005 10:46:38 am PDT #5606 of 10001

Love the cats v. Roomba. Awesome.