We have to see the chimp playing hockey! That's hilarious! The ice is so slippery, and, and monkeys are all irrational. We have to see this!

Anya ,'Bring On The Night'


The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


§ ita § - Oct 28, 2005 10:31:33 am PDT #5602 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Does this mean free food?


Kat - Oct 28, 2005 10:32:30 am PDT #5603 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

yes. free dog food.


Allyson - Oct 28, 2005 10:32:44 am PDT #5604 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

It'd be just like cats vs. Roomba.

Does this mean free food?

For the beagles?


Kristen - Oct 28, 2005 10:41:18 am PDT #5605 of 10001

Kristen picked up Tim's birthday present

And then I took it to get gift wrapped!

Though, I must say, I am unimpressed with the quality of the bow. It's just not up to my standards. I might need to re-bow.


lori - Oct 28, 2005 10:46:38 am PDT #5606 of 10001

Love the cats v. Roomba. Awesome.


sarameg - Oct 28, 2005 10:49:59 am PDT #5607 of 10001

I KNOW better than to read that essay at work. I really do. And now the officemate who doesn't know me that well probably thinks I'm a bit off.


§ ita § - Oct 28, 2005 11:11:10 am PDT #5608 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Well, they know you a bit better now, sarameg.


Burrell - Oct 28, 2005 11:13:40 am PDT #5609 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I can make that happen. Granted, it would have to be a showroom model, and not the one on Mars.

This is so funny on so many levels. Really, shouldn't somebody have the showroom model?


msbelle - Oct 28, 2005 11:44:10 am PDT #5610 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

if you make it pink, I will take it.


lori - Oct 28, 2005 11:59:04 am PDT #5611 of 10001

My Little Rover?