Eggs. The living legend needs eggs. Or maybe another milk.

Jayne ,'Jaynestown'


The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


bon bon - Oct 25, 2005 6:05:15 am PDT #5380 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

(serial rapist who wears all black and a creepy porcelain mask)

The Uncanny Valley! We were talking about this all weekend.


Sophia Brooks - Oct 25, 2005 6:20:10 am PDT #5381 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

creepy porcelain mask)

Like the guy who raped Sylvia on Little House on the Prairie?!?


Vortex - Oct 25, 2005 6:25:39 am PDT #5382 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Like the guy who raped Sylvia on Little House on the Prairie?!?

?!!?!?!?!?


Sophia Brooks - Oct 25, 2005 6:31:13 am PDT #5383 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

There was this very traumitizing episode of Little House where a girl named Sylvia, who is friends with Albert, is pregnant. Everyone in the town thinks that the father is Albert, but she is actually getting raped by the town blacksmith who wears a porceline clown mask as a disguise.


amych - Oct 25, 2005 6:33:15 am PDT #5384 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Oh, dear. I apparently missed Little House: The Soap Years


Sophia Brooks - Oct 25, 2005 6:34:32 am PDT #5385 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Did you also miss Albert becoming a morphine addict (and recovering from it all in one episode)?


amych - Oct 25, 2005 6:36:19 am PDT #5386 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I think I did catch that, but only in reruns years later. Just goes to show you -- those big-eyed scruffy orphans are bad seeds.


Vortex - Oct 25, 2005 6:45:55 am PDT #5387 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

but she is actually getting raped by the town blacksmith who wears a porceline clown mask as a disguise.

okay, that is way creepy. I have never like porcelain dolls anyway, and this just makes it worse.


§ ita § - Oct 25, 2005 6:50:35 am PDT #5388 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I have never like porcelain dolls anyway

Mon dieu! You make Pierrot and Pierrette cry!


Vortex - Oct 25, 2005 6:52:30 am PDT #5389 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! t runs away screaming