There was this very traumitizing episode of Little House where a girl named Sylvia, who is friends with Albert, is pregnant. Everyone in the town thinks that the father is Albert, but she is actually getting raped by the town blacksmith who wears a porceline clown mask as a disguise.
Bar maid! Bring me stronger ale! And some plump, succulent babies to eat!
Olaf the Troll ,'Showtime'
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[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
Sophia Brooks - Oct 25, 2005 6:31:13 am PDT #5383 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
amych - Oct 25, 2005 6:33:15 am PDT #5384 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Oh, dear. I apparently missed Little House: The Soap Years
Sophia Brooks - Oct 25, 2005 6:34:32 am PDT #5385 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
Did you also miss Albert becoming a morphine addict (and recovering from it all in one episode)?
amych - Oct 25, 2005 6:36:19 am PDT #5386 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
I think I did catch that, but only in reruns years later. Just goes to show you -- those big-eyed scruffy orphans are bad seeds.
Vortex - Oct 25, 2005 6:45:55 am PDT #5387 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
but she is actually getting raped by the town blacksmith who wears a porceline clown mask as a disguise.
okay, that is way creepy. I have never like porcelain dolls anyway, and this just makes it worse.
§ ita § - Oct 25, 2005 6:50:35 am PDT #5388 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Vortex - Oct 25, 2005 6:52:30 am PDT #5389 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! t runs away screaming
Aims - Oct 25, 2005 6:52:46 am PDT #5390 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
There was this very traumitizing episode of Little House where a girl named Sylvia, who is friends with Albert, is pregnant. Everyone in the town thinks that the father is Albert, but she is actually getting raped by the town blacksmith who wears a porceline clown mask as a disguise.
I remember that epsiode.
Shudder
Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 25, 2005 6:55:56 am PDT #5391 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
If you want to counteract the phobia, perhaps renting Valentine and watching the villain off Denise Crosby and various easy-to-confuse blonde actresses while wearing a porcelain mask would help? I was rooting for the killer through most of the movie before knowing for sure who it was supposed to be.
Vortex - Oct 25, 2005 7:00:14 am PDT #5392 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
oh my god, I forgot about Valentine!!! heh! that may break me of the phobia right there! :) that movie was DREADFUL. I remember that a bunch of DCistas went to watch it. And it was funny because the press release several months earlier had said that DB had been cast as the killer. So, we were very confused when we weren't supposed to know who the killer was. Har.