That's totally after. I may, somewhere in my files, have a wee picture of the before -- during his clean-cut biker phase. I doubt I have any of his slightly-scruff hiker phase, and the tape of his appearance is probably sodden with NOLA water right now.

After that, he started to host Ed The Sock and went right into lounge grunge, and seemed very relieved. Still magnetic and attractive in person, but actively working agains the pretty.

I have this as an update -- I don't like most of the screencaps because a) I have a lousy memory for the show, and b) they're mid motion, and motion is what he does best.

He needs a Flaunt shoot, and stat.

I think if we're talking comedians and people who are hottest when in motion, Dane Cook should be mentioned. Still pictures are kind of so-so, but when the guy is moving he's smoking hot.

If ita can't like Adam Carolla b/c he disses Andy Kindler, I note Dane Cook: joke thief. (Scroll to the bottom.)

Dane is now off my list.

I think a lot of Jon Stewart's cute comes with his brains.

Yes. But I can't find a guy hot unless he comes across as smart. It's a thing.

But I can't find a guy hot unless he comes across as smart.

How useful is looking like Jon, then? If you're smart enough to be hot, does it matter how you look? And if so, why not shoot higher (or at the very least, taller)?

You just flipped my syllogism.

I said
Not smart => not hot.

I did not say
smart => hot.

There are many men who are smart but not hot. In my little world, there are no men who are hot but not smart. Anyway, I think Stewart is classically handsome, if wee.

Ah. Since I don't find Jon Stewart classically handsome, I missed your point. I think he looks very normal, with extra short thrown in. Seems an odd request from that POV, if you're getting free choice.

Colbert, on the other hand, is straight up pretty.

When Colbert drops his super-serious comedy newsman face, he is scarily gorgeous.