If ita can't like Adam Carolla b/c he disses Andy Kindler, I note Dane Cook: joke thief. (Scroll to the bottom.)
I've got two words that are going to make all the pain go away. Miniature Golf.
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The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
bon bon - Oct 14, 2005 11:31:56 am PDT #5172 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
§ ita § - Oct 14, 2005 11:36:36 am PDT #5173 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Dane is now off my list.
Betsy HP - Oct 14, 2005 12:13:30 pm PDT #5174 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
I think a lot of Jon Stewart's cute comes with his brains.
Yes. But I can't find a guy hot unless he comes across as smart. It's a thing.
§ ita § - Oct 14, 2005 12:19:49 pm PDT #5175 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
But I can't find a guy hot unless he comes across as smart.
How useful is looking like Jon, then? If you're smart enough to be hot, does it matter how you look? And if so, why not shoot higher (or at the very least, taller)?
Betsy HP - Oct 14, 2005 12:21:25 pm PDT #5176 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
You just flipped my syllogism.
I said
Not smart => not hot.
I did not say
smart => hot.
There are many men who are smart but not hot. In my little world, there are no men who are hot but not smart. Anyway, I think Stewart is classically handsome, if wee.
§ ita § - Oct 14, 2005 12:24:05 pm PDT #5177 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Ah. Since I don't find Jon Stewart classically handsome, I missed your point. I think he looks very normal, with extra short thrown in. Seems an odd request from that POV, if you're getting free choice.
Colbert, on the other hand, is straight up pretty.
Betsy HP - Oct 14, 2005 12:30:54 pm PDT #5178 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
When Colbert drops his super-serious comedy newsman face, he is scarily gorgeous.
§ ita § - Oct 14, 2005 12:41:03 pm PDT #5179 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
::rushes off to update a couple sites::
Frankenbuddha - Oct 14, 2005 4:37:54 pm PDT #5180 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
When Colbert drops his super-serious comedy newsman face, he is scarily gorgeous.
AND, if TDS that Viggo was on is to be believed, a HUGE Tolkien geek.
Sue - Oct 14, 2005 5:03:20 pm PDT #5181 of 10001
hip deep in pie
I think a lot of Jon Stewart's cute comes with his brains.
Yes. But I can't find a guy hot unless he comes across as smart. It's a thing.
Funnily enough, the guy in line in front of me at the grocery store tonight looked like a slightly handsomer version of Jon Stewart (around the same height), but he kind of looked like he'd had the funny removed surgically.