Wash: So, two days in a hospital? That's awful. Don't you just hate doctors? Simon: Hey. Wash: I mean, present company excluded. Jayne: Let's not be excluding people. That'd be rude.

'Ariel'


The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


Topic!Cindy - Oct 11, 2005 12:08:07 pm PDT #5021 of 10001
What is even happening?

I wouldn't dare spoil
It's not only your name that has changed.


Kristen - Oct 11, 2005 12:08:36 pm PDT #5022 of 10001

Oh like it's a burden. But seriously, I think you'll see that while Jim certainly sets people up and puts them into situations that will work to his advantage, he does his own leg work. Unless he can't. See Gail and the wacky inventor dude. Also, Jim would be very sad to hear that you've misjudged him so.


Strega - Oct 11, 2005 12:20:14 pm PDT #5023 of 10001

Okay, the suggestions were funny, but the fact that this conversation seems to have convinced people to rent the DVDs is funnier. Now I need WWPD bracelets.

I actually want the condo people to open the door to my neighbor's place. But since they won't, I want to kill them. And since they know that I want the door opened, if I break in, I'd be a pretty obvious suspect. So breaking in and framing them for it works really well for me. I'll go with that. After I give whining one more shot.


Daisy Jane - Oct 11, 2005 12:21:40 pm PDT #5024 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Also, Jim would be very sad to hear that you've misjudged him so.

Particularly since I'm sure he was only trying to help out and be a good friend/coworker.


Kristen - Oct 11, 2005 12:23:55 pm PDT #5025 of 10001

Exactly. Everything would be so much easier if people would just get out of his way and let him do what he wants to do.

Now I need WWPD bracelets.

If I were doing a website related to the show, there would SO be a WWPD advice column.


Narrator - Oct 11, 2005 12:30:29 pm PDT #5026 of 10001
The evil is this way?

Either way, he has them, and he's hording them, and the only way we'll get them is when he goes to the mailbox to get his smokes. Then we have to run in, find the DVDs, and then hide under the bed til the next time he goes to the mailbox.

No, when he goes outside, take him out with a tranquilizer gun. Then you can search his place at your leisure. And then take pictures of Tim in funny poses.


Betsy HP - Oct 11, 2005 12:57:21 pm PDT #5027 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

copies Perkins copying ita

clones ita and sells copies multiplexes her to virtual-reality bars near you


Topic!Cindy - Oct 11, 2005 1:26:48 pm PDT #5028 of 10001
What is even happening?

No, when he goes outside, take him out with a tranquilizer gun. Then you can search his place at your leisure. And then take pictures of Tim in funny poses.

Wouldn't that be...cheating?


Polter-Cow - Oct 11, 2005 1:37:24 pm PDT #5029 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

It's your sentiment of the day, Cindy!


Narrator - Oct 11, 2005 1:42:45 pm PDT #5030 of 10001
The evil is this way?

Wouldn't that be...cheating?

No, that would be justice! (or something)