Young Simon: So... how'd the Independents cut us off? Young River: They were using dinosaurs.

'Safe'


The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


Daisy Jane - Oct 11, 2005 12:21:40 pm PDT #5024 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Also, Jim would be very sad to hear that you've misjudged him so.

Particularly since I'm sure he was only trying to help out and be a good friend/coworker.


Kristen - Oct 11, 2005 12:23:55 pm PDT #5025 of 10001

Exactly. Everything would be so much easier if people would just get out of his way and let him do what he wants to do.

Now I need WWPD bracelets.

If I were doing a website related to the show, there would SO be a WWPD advice column.


Narrator - Oct 11, 2005 12:30:29 pm PDT #5026 of 10001
The evil is this way?

Either way, he has them, and he's hording them, and the only way we'll get them is when he goes to the mailbox to get his smokes. Then we have to run in, find the DVDs, and then hide under the bed til the next time he goes to the mailbox.

No, when he goes outside, take him out with a tranquilizer gun. Then you can search his place at your leisure. And then take pictures of Tim in funny poses.


Betsy HP - Oct 11, 2005 12:57:21 pm PDT #5027 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

copies Perkins copying ita

clones ita and sells copies multiplexes her to virtual-reality bars near you


Topic!Cindy - Oct 11, 2005 1:26:48 pm PDT #5028 of 10001
What is even happening?

No, when he goes outside, take him out with a tranquilizer gun. Then you can search his place at your leisure. And then take pictures of Tim in funny poses.

Wouldn't that be...cheating?


Polter-Cow - Oct 11, 2005 1:37:24 pm PDT #5029 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

It's your sentiment of the day, Cindy!


Narrator - Oct 11, 2005 1:42:45 pm PDT #5030 of 10001
The evil is this way?

Wouldn't that be...cheating?

No, that would be justice! (or something)


Betsy HP - Oct 11, 2005 1:54:53 pm PDT #5031 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

iPod case ad: [link]

In its iWood nano, you iPod can easily be operated by one hand. Your hand.

What, I'd otherwise be operating it with somebody else's hand? Which I carried around specially for that purpose?


Topic!Cindy - Oct 11, 2005 2:00:46 pm PDT #5032 of 10001
What is even happening?

No, that would be justice! (or something)

Or assault, battery, breaking, entering, [whatever you call drugging someone against his will], and possibly pornography (hey, it's Buffistas to whom you are suggesting 'funny poses').

It's your sentiment of the day, Cindy!

That's because I volunteered TWICE at our elementary school, today.


Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 11, 2005 2:08:43 pm PDT #5033 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Note to self: At next f2f, make sure not to go out on the town with anyone capable of drinking self under the table.