The wonderful thing about TiggersIs the cardiocyber parts The tops are made of the rubber the bottom is spring loaded hearts
I'm just not sure how much bouncing you'd want to do with an artificial heart.
I'm thinking about buying something very expensive. Maybe an antelope.
Anya ,'Get It Done'
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Frankenbuddha - Oct 05, 2005 6:29:30 am PDT #4818 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
§ ita § - Oct 05, 2005 6:42:38 am PDT #4819 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Don't you get an artificial heart to enable bouncing?
Frankenbuddha - Oct 05, 2005 6:47:00 am PDT #4820 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Don't you get an artificial heart to enable bouncing?
I thought you got one to enable (continued) breathing.
tommyrot - Oct 05, 2005 6:58:54 am PDT #4821 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Come to think of it, one doesn't really need an artifical heart. All you do is put a bunch of glitter (the stuff used in snow-globes) in your bloodstream, and then have someome (or a machine) flip you upside-down or rightside up every few minutes. The snowglobe snow moving from the top of your body to the bottom will circulate your blood for you.
§ ita § - Oct 05, 2005 7:02:19 am PDT #4822 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I thought you got one to enable (continued) breathing.
I don't think they limit you to just breathing, though.
All you do is put a bunch of glitter (the stuff used in snow-globes) in your bloodstream, and then have someome (or a machine) flip you upside-down or rightside up every few minutes.
That doesn't sound bounce-friendly at all. Or maybe it's bounce-mandatory.
Kristen - Oct 05, 2005 8:00:37 am PDT #4823 of 10001
All you do is put a bunch of glitter (the stuff used in snow-globes) in your bloodstream, and then have someome (or a machine) flip you upside-down or rightside up every few minutes.
Finally. Something that explains this.
tommyrot - Oct 05, 2005 8:05:48 am PDT #4824 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Finally. Something that explains this.
Well, the problem there was that they injected the glitter into the guy's muscle, not a vein.
libkitty - Oct 05, 2005 1:58:26 pm PDT #4825 of 10001
Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs
No offense or anything, but you should be bored more often, Tim. I haven't had this much fun in Minearverse in ages. Unfortunately, I have nothing witty to add, so I leave that to the rest of you.
LOVE the tinfoil hat yarn. I think I may have to get some, even though it's expensive and I'm cheap.
Tamara - Oct 05, 2005 2:13:49 pm PDT #4826 of 10001
You know, we could experiment and cancel football.
What libkitty said. This was quite entertaining while waiting for reports to run at work.
libkitty - Oct 05, 2005 5:41:16 pm PDT #4827 of 10001
Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs
I stayed at work late working, pretty much so I could pop in here periodically and check for the funny. You all may have spoiled me with the hilarity of this afternoon, but now you are falling down on the job. I'm going home. I imagine that with my luck the funny will show up while I'm gone. However, I have a Farscape DVD from Netflix, so all is not lost.
Still, see if I work late again!