Lorne: Once the word spreads you beat up an innocent old man, well, the truly terrible will think twice before going toe-to-toe with our Avenging Angel. Spike: Yes. The geriatric community will be soiling their nappies when they hear you're on the case. Bravo.

'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


Ginger - Oct 04, 2005 6:05:59 pm PDT #4725 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

There is no brontosaurus. There is only apatosaurus.

I lived in Tennessee during the Watergate era and I knew Marie Ragghianti, the whistleblower chair of the Tennessee parole board whom Thompson represented in the case that ended up as the movie "Marie."


DavidS - Oct 04, 2005 6:06:04 pm PDT #4726 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Apatowhatsis?

You do know that paleontologists have decided that they made a mistake in identifying the brontosaurus, right? They took it back.


DavidS - Oct 04, 2005 6:06:53 pm PDT #4727 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

And the octopus that rapes itself by mistake. There's no intelligence in that.

That's a squid, Allyson. Octopi are too smart to stab themselves with their own sperm.


Kat - Oct 04, 2005 6:06:54 pm PDT #4728 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Tim, Lori wants to know what fake fossils?

Also, if you need me to, I can make a tinfoil hat for you.


Jessica - Oct 04, 2005 6:07:06 pm PDT #4729 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

because the very existence of the hyena's bizarre sex life argues against both "intelligence" and "design."

What about an intelligent designer who hates hyenas? I bet it's the same guy who did the penguins.

Or did that controversy go the other direction?

No, you're right. The name Apatasaurus came first, so it got to stay.


Tim Minear - Oct 04, 2005 6:07:18 pm PDT #4730 of 10001
"Don' be e-scared"

Still doesn't make the Python sketch go away, my friend.


Kat - Oct 04, 2005 6:08:16 pm PDT #4731 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Also, kristin, are you watching Grey's Anatomy? I'm confused and I need a qeustion answered!


Tim Minear - Oct 04, 2005 6:08:17 pm PDT #4732 of 10001
"Don' be e-scared"

Will it keep the black helicopters away, Kat?


Strega - Oct 04, 2005 6:08:36 pm PDT #4733 of 10001

Eastwood's more of a Libertarian, I think. He ran for Mayor because he was pissed off at the town council when they wouldn't let him renovate the hotel he owned, or something. And then he got sued because he hadn't renovated it enough, so he might have had a point.

My mom'll have my hide if I don't speak up for Clint. He's also quite tall.


Ginger - Oct 04, 2005 6:08:37 pm PDT #4734 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

It wasn't a mistake. It's just that when they went back and looked at all the records, they figured out that the guy who named a skeleton apatosaurus came before the guy who named the same thing brontosaurus.