Apatowhatsis?
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Tim Minear - Oct 04, 2005 6:04:30 pm PDT #4720 of 10001
"Don' be e-scared"
Allyson - Oct 04, 2005 6:04:33 pm PDT #4721 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Look. I have a cell phone. I haven't met the person who made the cell phone, but I know that it didn't just "evolve."
An intelligent source designed it. I know this because it is complex, and also pink.
DavidS - Oct 04, 2005 6:04:53 pm PDT #4722 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Are you taking issue with my spelling, or are you one of them Intelligent Design people?
Definitely not Intelligent Design because the very existence of the hyena's bizarre sex life argues against both "intelligence" and "design."
Tim Minear - Oct 04, 2005 6:05:18 pm PDT #4723 of 10001
"Don' be e-scared"
You people at JPL planted them fake fossils, I know it!
Allyson - Oct 04, 2005 6:05:58 pm PDT #4724 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
And the octopus that rapes itself by mistake. There's no intelligence in that.
Ginger - Oct 04, 2005 6:05:59 pm PDT #4725 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
There is no brontosaurus. There is only apatosaurus.
I lived in Tennessee during the Watergate era and I knew Marie Ragghianti, the whistleblower chair of the Tennessee parole board whom Thompson represented in the case that ended up as the movie "Marie."
DavidS - Oct 04, 2005 6:06:04 pm PDT #4726 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Apatowhatsis?
You do know that paleontologists have decided that they made a mistake in identifying the brontosaurus, right? They took it back.
DavidS - Oct 04, 2005 6:06:53 pm PDT #4727 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
And the octopus that rapes itself by mistake. There's no intelligence in that.
That's a squid, Allyson. Octopi are too smart to stab themselves with their own sperm.
Kat - Oct 04, 2005 6:06:54 pm PDT #4728 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Tim, Lori wants to know what fake fossils?
Also, if you need me to, I can make a tinfoil hat for you.
Jessica - Oct 04, 2005 6:07:06 pm PDT #4729 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
because the very existence of the hyena's bizarre sex life argues against both "intelligence" and "design."
What about an intelligent designer who hates hyenas? I bet it's the same guy who did the penguins.
Or did that controversy go the other direction?
No, you're right. The name Apatasaurus came first, so it got to stay.