I feel like talking on the phone to someone you don't know is especially weird, since there's no visual, and nothing to talk about except what you think up.
The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
I am convinced I was dorkily fannish to AD at the premiere, by mentioning that I was traumatised by the deaths at the end of Angel. Other than that, I can back away in time to save myself.
I spent many a fan event actively avoiding certain people for fear of the nervous incoherent babbling.
I am Dorkus Surpremous--enough so that I avoid fan-type events for the most part because I WILL make an ass out of myself. I'm a stammering idiot.
It sounded really cool but the whole idea of a world class cyclist being forced to ride with me for an afternoon sounded really unappealing.
I would be sorely tempted to show up on a Schwinn with a wicker basket on the handlebars and streamers.
And there's no backing away on the phone!
I WILL make an ass out of myself.
I grabbed Joss by his head and yelled at him to focus.
I still wish I had a camera for that.
I wish you had had a video camera for that.
I am Homer Simpson to Joss' Mr. Burns.
We've had so many storied adventures together, and he has no idea who I am. I now have a sense of humor about it.