A ghost? What's the deal? Is every frat on this campus haunted? And if so, why do people keep coming to these parties, cause it's not the snacks.

Xander ,'Dirty Girls'


The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


Betsy HP - Sep 26, 2005 2:22:13 pm PDT #4385 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Nope. Chickens lay because chickens lay eggs. (Object of verb). If chickens should become horizontal, they'd lie down just like the rest of us.

The chicken lays its head on my lap. The chicken lies down on my lap.

"its head" is the object of the verb. If there's an object of the verb (you're laying something), use lay. Otherwise, lie.


JenP - Sep 26, 2005 2:28:36 pm PDT #4386 of 10001

"You are the object of all my verbs."

I guess I'm a huge geek, because I would melt if someone said that to me.

And I must be a distrustful geek, because I would demand a list of the verbs before melting.


Scrappy - Sep 26, 2005 2:39:31 pm PDT #4387 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

I would like to mention that lots of different people have sex several times in Lord of War, which I saw this weekend, and they ALL do it standing up. After the film, I turned to the people I was with and asked "Did I miss a memo or something?"


Betsy HP - Sep 26, 2005 2:48:59 pm PDT #4388 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

It's the latest exercise craze. The next level is doing it on stair-climbers.


Topic!Cindy - Sep 26, 2005 2:51:52 pm PDT #4389 of 10001
What is even happening?

The exercise people ruin everything.

(sorry, ita)


Burrell - Sep 26, 2005 2:54:44 pm PDT #4390 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I tend to think sex while standing up is code for "act of desparation" in most films.


Betsy HP - Sep 26, 2005 3:00:39 pm PDT #4391 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

The exercise people ruin everything.

Well, you could think of it as ruining sex, or you could think of it as greatly improving your workout.


Betsy HP - Sep 26, 2005 3:01:44 pm PDT #4392 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

From a strictly technical point of view, is it easier to hide everybody's censorable bits when standing up? Especially if minimal disrobing occurs?


Topic!Cindy - Sep 26, 2005 3:03:43 pm PDT #4393 of 10001
What is even happening?

Well, you could think of it as ruining sex, or you could think of it as greatly improving your workout.

I always fail those glass half full things.


§ ita § - Sep 26, 2005 3:08:16 pm PDT #4394 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

You don't have to be standing up anything to be exercise. So it's not our fault. And it's totally not the fault of that chick whose shoe testimonial Betsy quoted in Bitches.