balling of the melon
*giggle*
t /twelve
You're like my fairy godmother, and Santa Claus, and Q all wrapped up into one! Q from Bond, not Star Trek.
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Gris - Sep 26, 2005 1:13:23 pm PDT #4369 of 10001
Hey. New board.
Morgana - Sep 26, 2005 1:19:39 pm PDT #4370 of 10001
"I make mistakes, but I am on the side of Good," the Golux said, "by accident and happenchance.” – The 13 Clocks, James Thurber
Did anyone ever figure out why a psychiatric institution *just happened* to have a bone saw laying (lying? I can never keep laying/lying straight) around in the hallway? Did they perform impromptu surgeries in the patient rooms? Was it to handle those pesky hangnails?
amych - Sep 26, 2005 1:20:42 pm PDT #4371 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Flebotnum. And lying.
Morgana - Sep 26, 2005 1:21:51 pm PDT #4372 of 10001
"I make mistakes, but I am on the side of Good," the Golux said, "by accident and happenchance.” – The 13 Clocks, James Thurber
So what's the grammar rule-of-thumb to help you differentiate between laying and lying?
amych - Sep 26, 2005 1:28:44 pm PDT #4373 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
So what's the grammar rule-of-thumb to help you differentiate between laying and lying?
There's really no good mnemonic (at least, not that I've ever found). Lay always refers to someone or something else -- you lay a book down on the table, or you lay someone, or you get laid (by someone). If you're doing it on your own -- lying down, lying around -- it's lie. It's almost always lie.
(And "now I lay me down to sleep", on which I blame a lot of this mess, is correct only because it's "lay me" -- if it weren't for that pronoun in there, it would be "now I lie down..." Stupid fucking poetic structures.)
Gris - Sep 26, 2005 1:29:31 pm PDT #4374 of 10001
Hey. New board.
But... "Now I lay me down" sound so much prettier.
I need to lie down.
Morgana - Sep 26, 2005 1:31:08 pm PDT #4375 of 10001
"I make mistakes, but I am on the side of Good," the Golux said, "by accident and happenchance.” – The 13 Clocks, James Thurber
Okay, thanks.... I'll try to pound that into my brain. You'd think after an English degree and 12 years as a technical writer I'd have that down, but I have a mental block. I have to look it up every time.
Topic!Cindy - Sep 26, 2005 1:31:46 pm PDT #4376 of 10001
What is even happening?
When my mother was little, she thought, "Now I lay me" was a Latin word.
Topic!Cindy - Sep 26, 2005 1:32:50 pm PDT #4377 of 10001
What is even happening?
Okay, thanks.... I'll try to pound that into my brain. You'd think after an English degree and 12 years as a technical writer I'd have that down, but I have a mental block. I have to look it up every time.
Go sex. Choose sex. I mean as your memory device. You lay someone (or something, and ewww). You lie (about it).
Gris - Sep 26, 2005 1:35:21 pm PDT #4378 of 10001
Hey. New board.
Getting laid usually involves lying down. Lying afterwards is optional. I was hoping to continue this by throwing in "lye" but i really couldn't come up with anything that didn't give me a truly painful mental image.