Buffistas

Hey, evil dead, you're in my seat.

Xander ,'First Date'

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[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.

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Narrator - Sep 23, 2005 12:00:36 pm PDT #4165 of 10001

The evil is this way?

As to why the First didn't just kill Buffy since her death would not have called another (harder-to-locate) Slayer -- I wanked that the First wasn't going after Buffy until more Potentials arrived. They were like lambs to the slaughter. Or, maybe, the First couldn't get a permit. I mean, if it had to work with FEMA or something, it might only have been cleared to kill off Potentials.

That's what you say.

Good point. I don’t exist after all, so how could I be standing anywhere?

Hey, The Narrator is extremely reliable, unless we're talking the BBS, in which case she is WRONG, and delusional (hi elusio).

I’m putting you on an infinite NEENER loop. You are hereby NEENERed to infinity.

Got Life - Sep 23, 2005 12:10:18 pm PDT #4166 of 10001

Life is eternal, Love is immortal, and death is only an illusion.

I figured, since Tim was going to write the Faith series, he would be up to date on her background, staus in the line and what not...but that is just my opinion.

Betsy HP - Sep 23, 2005 12:19:45 pm PDT #4167 of 10001

If I only had a brain...

Tim is too busy writing Allyson a pony.

Aims - Sep 23, 2005 12:24:43 pm PDT #4168 of 10001

Shit's all sorts of different now.

Poor Pony and poor Allyson.

She's gonna love it so much and then something evil will gut it and kill it and make it glue.

msbelle - Sep 23, 2005 12:26:19 pm PDT #4169 of 10001

I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

my guess is on an evil monster named eeta.

DavidS - Sep 23, 2005 12:55:51 pm PDT #4170 of 10001

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

my guess is on an evil monster named eeta.

I'm guessing it will be a cold killer named Ida Moon.

Aims - Sep 23, 2005 1:01:24 pm PDT #4171 of 10001

Shit's all sorts of different now.

Ida Moon will crash into the pony.

Got Life - Sep 23, 2005 1:02:08 pm PDT #4172 of 10001

Life is eternal, Love is immortal, and death is only an illusion.

Or turn the pony evil and make her have to decide weither to kill it or sacrafice something else she loves..

Who would do such evil to a sweet loving pony???

§ ita § - Sep 23, 2005 1:02:09 pm PDT #4173 of 10001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I have a niggling suspicion that someone is mocking me, somewhere.

HOWEVER, the truth is that Ida Moon will rip the face off the pony.

tommyrot - Sep 23, 2005 1:02:20 pm PDT #4174 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

The pony will be transported to Ida Moon, which unfortunately has an atmosphere of methane.

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