Lorne: Once the word spreads you beat up an innocent old man, well, the truly terrible will think twice before going toe-to-toe with our Avenging Angel. Spike: Yes. The geriatric community will be soiling their nappies when they hear you're on the case. Bravo.

'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


Tim Minear - Sep 12, 2005 5:14:54 pm PDT #3757 of 10001
"Don' be e-scared"

Right? Don't be shocked if I follow this one. I mean, Thomas Jefferson as one of the baddies? Awesome.


Cashmere - Sep 12, 2005 5:20:14 pm PDT #3758 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

I mean, Thomas Jefferson as one of the baddies? Awesome.

As long as we can avoid Nick Nolte on casting, I'm on board.


Daisy Jane - Sep 12, 2005 5:26:07 pm PDT #3759 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Tim, I was just commenting in Natter about reading a book on Alexander Hamilton & Aaron Burr's duel.

Dude, speaking of, did anyone hear PC on NPR, talking about Lewis and Clark? I love that era of history anyway, with the discovery and the survival and the glavin, but that was extra special yummy with a sexy cherry on top.


Kristen - Sep 12, 2005 5:28:49 pm PDT #3760 of 10001

As long as we can avoid Nick Nolte on casting, I'm on board.

Statements like that lead to starring roles for Don Johnson.


Allyson - Sep 12, 2005 5:34:34 pm PDT #3761 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

George Bush hates pudgy white guys.

If we scoop your brain out, put it in a blender, pour it back into your head, and then threaten to unplug you, he'll be on Air Force One RIGHT NOW to personally chew your Skinny Cow bars and spit them into your mouth like mama bird.

I have a melon baller if you'd like to start now.


Allyson - Sep 12, 2005 5:35:21 pm PDT #3762 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Was that violent?


Kristen - Sep 12, 2005 5:35:57 pm PDT #3763 of 10001

It was morally ambiguous.


Allyson - Sep 12, 2005 5:37:32 pm PDT #3764 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

But I was using a melon baller, not a knife, so it's not violence.


Kristen - Sep 12, 2005 5:38:19 pm PDT #3765 of 10001

What color is the sky in your world, Allyson?


Allyson - Sep 12, 2005 5:41:42 pm PDT #3766 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I live in LA. The sky is taupe.