George Bush hates pudgy white guys.
If we scoop your brain out, put it in a blender, pour it back into your head, and then threaten to unplug you, he'll be on Air Force One RIGHT NOW to personally chew your Skinny Cow bars and spit them into your mouth like mama bird.
I have a melon baller if you'd like to start now.
It was morally ambiguous.
But I was using a melon baller, not a knife, so it's not violence.
What color is the sky in your world, Allyson?
I live in LA. The sky is taupe.
Gore Vidal made quite a case in his novel Burr for Jefferson as villain. Historically, in spite of saying some noble things against the institution, Jefferson did a hell of a lot to increase the power of slavery in this country. Vidal always does good historical research for his novels - which is not the same thing as saying he is always right, or for that matter that he won't ignore the facts in favor of what makes a better story. (If he wasn't willing to do that they would be biographies, not novels.)
Will no one defend from Allyson's interwebtastic violence?
Well, none of US have The Inside DVDs, either.
Don't worry. I don't think she really has a melon baller.
ETA: Though, if she did, you ripped her face off first. I think a case could be made for self-defense by melon baller.