Giles, help! He's going to scold me!

Buffy ,'Never Leave Me'


The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


§ ita § - Aug 30, 2005 9:35:19 am PDT #3449 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

You have boys?


Allyson - Aug 30, 2005 9:36:50 am PDT #3450 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS


§ ita § - Aug 30, 2005 9:40:34 am PDT #3451 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Oh.

Okay.

Because, maybe, if you didn't, I could have given you a couple.

BUT NEVER MIND.


Allyson - Aug 30, 2005 9:43:16 am PDT #3452 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Because, maybe, if you didn't, I could have given you a couple.

ita, I have never known you to give away boys. Not good ones, anyway. Only the broken ones.

SO DONT SAY STUFF YOU DONT MEAN.


§ ita § - Aug 30, 2005 9:52:49 am PDT #3453 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The broken ones are the most fun, though.


Allyson - Aug 30, 2005 9:56:21 am PDT #3454 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

That is verra true.


Kristen - Aug 30, 2005 10:02:40 am PDT #3455 of 10001

Are boys invited?

Sure! They can move my 67 pound TV to the curb.


Allyson - Aug 30, 2005 10:25:11 am PDT #3456 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

We'll probably have to rent them headsets to get them to move it.


Kristen - Aug 30, 2005 10:32:50 am PDT #3457 of 10001

So free food doesn't get it done these days?


Allyson - Aug 30, 2005 10:38:27 am PDT #3458 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Not in my experience.