No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


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Allyson - Aug 30, 2005 9:43:16 am PDT #3452 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Because, maybe, if you didn't, I could have given you a couple.

ita, I have never known you to give away boys. Not good ones, anyway. Only the broken ones.

SO DONT SAY STUFF YOU DONT MEAN.


§ ita § - Aug 30, 2005 9:52:49 am PDT #3453 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The broken ones are the most fun, though.


Allyson - Aug 30, 2005 9:56:21 am PDT #3454 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

That is verra true.


Kristen - Aug 30, 2005 10:02:40 am PDT #3455 of 10001

Are boys invited?

Sure! They can move my 67 pound TV to the curb.


Allyson - Aug 30, 2005 10:25:11 am PDT #3456 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

We'll probably have to rent them headsets to get them to move it.


Kristen - Aug 30, 2005 10:32:50 am PDT #3457 of 10001

So free food doesn't get it done these days?


Allyson - Aug 30, 2005 10:38:27 am PDT #3458 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Not in my experience.


Nearmiss - Aug 30, 2005 10:38:51 am PDT #3459 of 10001
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who matter don't mind and those who mind don't matter.

So free food doesn't get it done these days?

Not lately, but I've found the combination of beer and food quite effective.


Kristen - Aug 30, 2005 10:43:06 am PDT #3460 of 10001

I can totally do the beer! I have beer in my refrigerator and, god knows, I won't drink it.


Topic!Cindy - Aug 30, 2005 10:52:51 am PDT #3461 of 10001
What is even happening?

We still have left over beer from what we bought during the World Series, last Fall. And, we've emptied out cans from time to time to use them (like to drain grease into, rather than risk the sink pipes), and given some to people when they've come over. We're pathetic when it comes to drinking beer. It never appeals, these days.