Suffering from nutjobs? Take craxyfen and make them invisible!
Can we get Allyson a prescription?
A ghost? What's the deal? Is every frat on this campus haunted? And if so, why do people keep coming to these parties, cause it's not the snacks.
Xander ,'Dirty Girls'
The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
DavidS - Aug 29, 2005 7:01:13 am PDT #3416 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Topic!Cindy - Aug 29, 2005 7:02:30 am PDT #3417 of 10001
What is even happening?
Warning: may cause difficulty in following U.S. politicsYou say that like it's a bad thing.
tommyrot - Aug 29, 2005 7:07:06 am PDT #3418 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Warning: may cause difficulty in following U.S. politics
Will alcohol intensify this effect?
Largo - Aug 29, 2005 7:37:51 am PDT #3419 of 10001
And might side effects include headache, constipation, and blurred vision?
tommyrot - Aug 29, 2005 7:41:09 am PDT #3420 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Should heavy machinery not be operated, and grapefruit avoided?
Largo - Aug 29, 2005 8:45:51 am PDT #3421 of 10001
Oops. Looks like they've recalled Craxyfen already. (Something about "liver and kidney damage.") So, if you've been injured by Craxyfen, call this number (1-800-GET-PAID) and git yo' check in the mail.
And now...
"Both the plantiff and defendant have pleaded their case, and Judge Joe Brown is ready to make his ruling. Let's listen in."
Kevin - Aug 29, 2005 3:44:28 pm PDT #3422 of 10001
Never fall in love with somebody you actually love.
So, I had my date-age. I got my heart torn out. It's all very predictable, a tale of woe.
I've also got about 50 emails in the last week from people demanding to know where The Inside is... Appears they're starting to panic about it's 'mis-scheduling'. I really need to change TI.org to say "THIS SITE IS NOT OWNED BY FOX BROADCASTING CORPORATION" in size 100 font, red and bold to stop the hate mail.
Kristen - Aug 29, 2005 4:09:05 pm PDT #3423 of 10001
Good luck with that.
DavidS - Aug 29, 2005 4:10:15 pm PDT #3424 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Good luck with that.
Translated from the Kristenese: "Hahahahahahahaha! I'm glad it's not me!"
Kiba Rika - Aug 29, 2005 4:15:30 pm PDT #3425 of 10001
I may have to seize the cat.
Yeah, um, Kevin.... it wouldn't help. People don't read things like that. They just skip over to the "Contact Us" part of the site. And don't read anything there either.
But don't you agree with PF that I need to read Laurell K. Hamilton's Anita Blake series because They would make a great new series for me? Also, do you have any Wonder Woman casting suggestions? I really am compiling the ones I get. I am a cruel, cruel person. Maybe you would like to play her yourself? Or, for that matter, maybe TIM should play her.