Jayne: What're you gonna tell the others? Mal: About what? Jayne: About why I'm dead. Mal: Hadn't thought about it. Jayne: Make something up. Don't tell 'em what I did.

'Ariel'


The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


DCJensen - Aug 10, 2005 6:12:21 am PDT #2465 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

Heh. My Google Quote of the day is from RAH.

Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something.
- Robert Heinlein


joe boucher - Aug 10, 2005 7:09:23 am PDT #2466 of 10001
I knew that topless lady had something up her sleeve. - John Prine

It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something.

Awright! There's hope for me yet!


Kristen - Aug 10, 2005 7:45:26 am PDT #2467 of 10001

Wow, you really did kill it--for more than six hours.

30k in dental work has a way of stunning people into silence, I suppose.


DCJensen - Aug 10, 2005 7:47:39 am PDT #2468 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

If I have $30K done to my body, I want more than nice teeth to show for it.

Although I hear nice teeth are nifty.


§ ita § - Aug 10, 2005 7:48:15 am PDT #2469 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Kristen, you better go back and demand more stuff for your money!


Kristen - Aug 10, 2005 7:50:04 am PDT #2470 of 10001

I want more than nice teeth to show for it.

The ability to chew real food without pain is a nice plus.


DCJensen - Aug 10, 2005 8:00:13 am PDT #2471 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

The ability to chew real food without pain is a nice plus.

I can imagine. I'm not doubting the benefits of what you went through, I'm just amazed at the costs.

I bet you can even bite into ice cream bars, too. I was a dental phobe for 13 years, and when i conquered it and had my teeth drilled filled and otherwise repaired, I was thrilled at how much tolerance I had for hot and especially cold things.

It's just that $30K is a scary number.

It means you had some advanced work done. Stuff I hope never to do. And I probably skimmed over the details, if they were provided.

Still? ouch.


DavidS - Aug 10, 2005 9:55:26 am PDT #2472 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Kristen, inspired by your covetousness, I went out and bought that pink bike with the martini motif for JZ.


amych - Aug 10, 2005 10:12:48 am PDT #2473 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Yippee! Girl bike!! (Umm, you weren't planning on making this a surprise, were you, Hec?)


Kristen - Aug 10, 2005 10:14:32 am PDT #2474 of 10001

YAY! That's so cool. You'll have post pictures for us.