I am not...I am not the damsel in distress. I am not some case. I have to work this. I've lived in a cave for 5 years in a world where they killed my kind like cattle. I am not going to be cut down by some monster flu. I am better than that. What a wonder...how very scared I am.

Fred ,'A Hole in the World'


The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


arby - Aug 04, 2005 1:42:37 pm PDT #2225 of 10001
Guy #1: Man, there are so many hipsters around. I hate hipsters! Guy #2: You're at the wrong place. That's like going to Vegas only to say "I hate titties!" --The Warsaw, Williamsburg (OINY)

Do I even need to make a list [of shows Fox has cancelled]?

No need. I mean, aside from the fact that we all know them already, Family Guy made that list on the premiere and lo, it was good.

ETA - Admittedly, that list was just shows that had been cancelled since FG was cancelled, and included a lot of crap that should never have been made in the first place, but FF and WF were on there, and the sheer length of the list was awesomely ridiculous. If any Fox execs were watching FG that night, they should have hung their heads in shame.


Dana - Aug 04, 2005 1:48:33 pm PDT #2226 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Vanessa with or without the "L?"

Yes, yes, she had an L.

I can't believe the original Jack and Jen are back on DOOL. I was so addicted to that show back then.


Tamara - Aug 04, 2005 1:55:03 pm PDT #2227 of 10001
You know, we could experiment and cancel football.

I gave up on DOOL 10 years ago but, now you are all making me want to start TIVOing. Damn!


Wolfram - Aug 04, 2005 1:56:32 pm PDT #2228 of 10001
Visilurking

Oh, how quickly we forget "Buffalo Bill."

P'shaw. I'll see your Buffalo Bill, Boomtown, and Freaks and Geeks, and raise you Action, Tick, Profit, Andy Richter Controls the Universe, Firefly, Wonderfalls, The Inside, Family Guy (re-upped), Greg the Bunny, and The Ben Stiller Show.

Honorable mentions: Undeclared, Tru Calling, John Doe, Futurama, Briscoe County, Brimstone, and Harsh Realm.

And all the shows I'm forgetting.


Wolfram - Aug 04, 2005 1:57:26 pm PDT #2229 of 10001
Visilurking

No need. I mean, aside from the fact that we all know them already, Family Guy made that list on the premiere and lo, it was good.

Must find the list. That's funny.


Cass - Aug 04, 2005 1:58:03 pm PDT #2230 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

I think DCJ listed them in Bitches when it aired.


Betsy HP - Aug 04, 2005 1:58:26 pm PDT #2231 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Frank's Place! Max Headroom! Wizards And Warriors! Mr. Terrific!


Cass - Aug 04, 2005 2:03:33 pm PDT #2232 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Daniel C. Jensen "Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up." May 2, 2005 7:54:29 pm PDT

Huh. I have no idea why I knew that.

I was going to cut and paste the list in but I don't think I want to format it.


Largo - Aug 04, 2005 2:05:41 pm PDT #2233 of 10001

I'm pretty sure that, based on my Situation: Comedy viewing, funny is optional.

That show is a disaster, isn’t it? Ten finalists, and not a halfway decent one amongst them. I was kind to “Baked Alaska” and “Strings,” and maybe “Retailers”; but in the cold light of day, I realize, my kindness was misdirected.

I didn't pitch. It was about them explaining to me why I want to bring my next two things to them and not, um, someplace else.

Minear on the Peacock. Well, I guess it would depend on which night the network would air one of your shows. Ideally, if you had a show there, “Medium” on Monday nights would be the best lead-in for you…

Then again, NBC would probably throw your show on Friday nights, and expect you to out-perform Jennifer Love Hewitt’s breasts on CBS (should her show live that long, god forbid).

What's trendy is being a housewife acting like a queen.

Or, “There’s something in the water/sky/Air Force!” quasi-“Lost” knockoffs.

I can pitch a comedy about a Krav instructor with a constant cold.

And I can pitch a comedy…which sounds (and looks, and feels) an awful lot like “The John Larroquette Show”…which also aired on NBC…and which NBC also treated badly.

Yes, NBC cancelled Freaks & Geeks. But that's the only thing I can come up with that warrants a vendetta.

IMO, that’s more than enough.

I still miss that show something awful.

P'shaw. I'll see your Buffalo Bill, Boomtown, and Freaks and Geeks, and raise you Action, Tick, Profit, Andy Richter Controls the Universe, Firefly, Wonderfalls, The Inside, Family Guy (re-upped), Greg the Bunny, and The Ben Stiller Show.

Frank's Place! Max Headroom! Wizards And Warriors! Mr. Terrific!

Slap Maxwell! Molly Dodd! Famous Teddy Z!!!

(Okay, so “Molly Dodd” ended up on Lifetime, but…come on, Lifetime?)


Wolfram - Aug 04, 2005 2:05:55 pm PDT #2234 of 10001
Visilurking

I can't believe I left out Keen Eddie.