Because then they'd be taking responsibility for themselves, and here in the US, we sue McDonald's for making yummy delicious cheeseburgers whose siren song makes us want to eat them and become fat.
Simon: I'm trying to put this as delicately as I can... How do I know you won't kill me in my sleep? Mal: You don't know me, son. So let me explain this to you once: If I ever kill you, you'll be awake, you'll be facing me, and you'll be armed.
'Serenity'
The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
Allyson - Jul 21, 2005 12:49:35 am PDT #1634 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Allyson - Jul 21, 2005 12:55:23 am PDT #1635 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Also, I keep wondering if Tim gets a framed certificate of some kind. A "Won't Someone Think of the Children?" award.
But of course, when Tim thinks of the children, they're gutting each other and tossing the body in the backyard pool.
I'd leave my nephew with Tim. I'm certain he'd put him to bed, fed, bedtime storied, and happy before the "Warning: This program contains graphic content that may be unsuitable for children" announcement came up, loud and clear.
Or you know, he'd at least have him crated by 8pm.
Nilly - Jul 21, 2005 1:02:10 am PDT #1636 of 10001
Swouncing
Or you know, he'd at least have him crated by 8pm.
And the air-holes won't be in the direction of the tv.
P.M. Marc - Jul 21, 2005 1:20:09 am PDT #1637 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Does crating for dogs operate on the same principle as swaddling for babies? Some sort of close-confines comfort deal?
Cashmere - Jul 21, 2005 2:30:18 am PDT #1638 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Does crating for dogs operate on the same principle as swaddling for babies? Some sort of close-confines comfort deal?
Yes. They're natural den animals and it makes them feel safe.
planbee - Jul 21, 2005 4:30:43 am PDT #1639 of 10001
I don't think anyone really cares as long as it works.
TitanTV lists "Little Girl Lost" for 8/3. Wasn't that supposed to be "Point of Origin?"
The Partyman - Jul 21, 2005 6:26:14 am PDT #1640 of 10001
[insert something funny here]
Because then they'd be taking responsibility for themselves, and here in the US, we sue McDonald's for making yummy delicious cheeseburgers whose siren song makes us want to eat them and become fat.
Se that's just weird.
Almost as weird as the driving on the wrong side of the road thing, and that "tipping everybody" nonsense.
Cheesburger's are indeed yummy.
Matt the Bruins fan - Jul 21, 2005 6:27:51 am PDT #1641 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Bwah! Great response, Allyson.
AnthonyDe - Jul 21, 2005 7:27:23 am PDT #1642 of 10001
A One that isn't cold, is scarcely A One at all.
On the other hand the world is a scary place. There are things kids could learn from The Inside. What better lesson for a boy to learn than if he looks at a girl wrong she'll gut him like a fish? He'd grow up knowing how to answer the question "do these pants make my ass look fat?" that's for sure.
planbee - Jul 21, 2005 10:40:36 am PDT #1643 of 10001
I don't think anyone really cares as long as it works.
::flips FOX the middle finger::
Next week, instead of "Aidan" FOX scheduled a 90 minute "Dance" and a "Malcolm in the Middle" repeat. Bah. Bah, I say.
Are we done? I hope we're not done.