You need to get some eel repellent.
I would think that the eels would be repellent enough on their own.
Hey, I've been in a firefight before! Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity. I can handle myself.
Wash ,'War Stories'
Natter 36: But We Digress...
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Rick - Jul 14, 2005 9:16:00 am PDT #9925 of 10001
Frankenbuddha - Jul 14, 2005 9:16:27 am PDT #9926 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
You can use your hovercraft? Mine is full of eels.
Do you waaaaant...do you waaaaant...to go back to my place bouncy-bouncy?
Calli - Jul 14, 2005 9:17:20 am PDT #9927 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
You can use your hovercraft? Mine is full of eels.
You think it's bad now, just wait 'til they start shrieking.
tommyrot - Jul 14, 2005 9:22:52 am PDT #9928 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
In space, no one can hear eels shrieking.
sarameg - Jul 14, 2005 9:26:00 am PDT #9929 of 10001
In space, they explode first anyway.
Aims - Jul 14, 2005 9:26:48 am PDT #9930 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
A sister once bit my eel.
tommyrot - Jul 14, 2005 9:27:37 am PDT #9931 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Brazilian bandits pull off big boob job
More than 400 breast implants nipped from postal service van
-t - Jul 14, 2005 9:29:21 am PDT #9932 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Sophia Loren had a boob job? I'm shocked.
Kathy A - Jul 14, 2005 9:30:52 am PDT #9933 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Damn. If I had known that all you had to do to get boobs is steal them, I'da done that years ago.
"Shit! Made it through high school without growing tits!" t /Chorus Line
tommyrot - Jul 14, 2005 9:34:10 am PDT #9934 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Damn. If I had known that all you had to do to get boobs is steal them, I'da done that years ago.
Nah. Bad idea. From the article:
Figueiredo said the implants, each bearing an individual number, could now only be sold for clandestine surgeries. Horrific stories abound in Brazil about the illegal operations, which can cause gangrene and death.