Damn. If I had known that all you had to do to get boobs is steal them, I'da done that years ago.
"Shit! Made it through high school without growing tits!" t /Chorus Line
It's simple. I slap 'em around a bit, torture 'em, make their lives hell...Sure, the nice guys'll run away,but every now and then you'll find a prince like Spike who gets off on it.
Buffy ,'Get It Done'
Natter 36: But We Digress...
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Kathy A - Jul 14, 2005 9:30:52 am PDT #9933 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
tommyrot - Jul 14, 2005 9:34:10 am PDT #9934 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Damn. If I had known that all you had to do to get boobs is steal them, I'da done that years ago.
Nah. Bad idea. From the article:
Figueiredo said the implants, each bearing an individual number, could now only be sold for clandestine surgeries. Horrific stories abound in Brazil about the illegal operations, which can cause gangrene and death.
§ ita § - Jul 14, 2005 9:34:45 am PDT #9935 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Nip/Tuck totally covered that.
tommyrot - Jul 14, 2005 9:35:40 am PDT #9936 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Nip/Tuck totally covered that.
Gangrenous boobies?
Daisy Jane - Jul 14, 2005 9:37:07 am PDT #9937 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
It was gross, and weren't there 2 instances of illegal surgeries. One in a foreign country and one in the back of a nail shop? Both were nasty.
Gudanov - Jul 14, 2005 9:38:06 am PDT #9938 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
Brazilian bandits pull off big boob job
Maybe they will get caught in a big boob bust.
Topic!Cindy - Jul 14, 2005 9:41:39 am PDT #9939 of 10001
What is even happening?
Maybe they will get caught in a big boob bust.If you'd only left out the 'boob', I would have COMMed that.
Gudanov - Jul 14, 2005 9:45:07 am PDT #9940 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
Dang, just a boob away from immortality.
Thomash - Jul 14, 2005 9:52:43 am PDT #9941 of 10001
I have a plan.
Hi all. My sister-in-law sent me this [link] and it was so funny I had to share it with you.
It seems some weekend fantasy LARPers got a little surprise from the local zombies.
-t - Jul 14, 2005 9:54:39 am PDT #9942 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
So, there's a job fair on Monday. I feel like I should go, because it's not like I'm happy with my job situation, but I also just made peace with the idea of staying in my current job through October to build up some savings. Conflict-y -t.