If every vampire who said he was at the crucifixion was actually there, it would have been like Woodstock.

Spike ,'Same Time, Same Place'


Natter 36: But We Digress...  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Jun 10, 2005 5:09:21 am PDT #969 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

So that's what a sex hut is....

Here Come the Hooker Huts
A German city is bracing for some intense ball-handling action when the World Cup comes to town: Dortmund expects an influx of up to 40,000 extra prostitutes during the soccer tournament. While prostitution is legal in Germany, it's restricted to certain areas. "In Dortmund we have an official red-light district on the outskirts, but there is a problem," a city official told Reuters. "There is not enough space for everyone to park." In an effort to keep the post-game action off the streets and out of residential areas, city officials plan to erect wooden, Dutch-designed "sex garages" -- flanked with condom machines and a snack bar -- to handle the hooker onslaught.


Connie Neil - Jun 10, 2005 5:10:32 am PDT #970 of 10001
brillig

snack bars at the hooker huts--Germans think of everything. "Well, that was a good shag, now I need a pretzel. Maybe some schnitzel."


Nora Deirdre - Jun 10, 2005 5:10:40 am PDT #971 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Hooker Onslaught would be a good name for a band.

Or, you know, an iPod.


-t - Jun 10, 2005 5:10:41 am PDT #972 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

There's never enough space to park in the red light district, is there?


kat perez - Jun 10, 2005 5:22:48 am PDT #973 of 10001
"We have trust issues." Mylar

Congrats Cashmere! Buffista babies are busting out all over.

And J. Peterman is totally the man to beat in ballroom dancing, though Joey was very cute doing the quickstep.

I absolutely agree that J. Peterman and Charlotte are the odds on favorite, but I was cringing for the NKOTB partner. She was practically doubled in half trying to counterbalance his atrocious posture. Poor woman.


-t - Jun 10, 2005 5:41:14 am PDT #974 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I was cringing for the NKOTB partner. She was practically doubled in half trying to counterbalance his atrocious posture. Poor woman.

But his footwork was so good. Evander's partner looks like she's giving up hope, but he seems to be enjoying himself.


bon bon - Jun 10, 2005 5:56:05 am PDT #975 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

iPod names for msbelle:
monkey
Take This Job and Shove It
Hat
Ewan
Burger Queen


Lyra Jane - Jun 10, 2005 5:58:18 am PDT #976 of 10001
Up with the sun

My iPod is named Willow (small, cute, techy). My computer is Enid, because ... I like Ghost World, and that's about it, really.


tommyrot - Jun 10, 2005 6:04:17 am PDT #977 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Awww... Lyra Jane named her computer after my mom....

ION,

Red Sox, Cubs meet for first time since '18

CHICAGO - The black cat wandered from one dugout to the other and made its way toward the Chicago Cubs’ bullpen before disappearing into the Wrigley Field stands.

How fitting.

A few days before the Boston Red Sox and Chicago Cubs meet for the first time in almost 90 years, the poster child for bad karma shows up at Wrigley.

“He wasn’t all black,” Cubs manager Dusty Baker said after the cat sighting Tuesday night. “It was black and white, so it doesn’t mean nothing.”


Connie Neil - Jun 10, 2005 6:12:09 am PDT #978 of 10001
brillig

"Pay no attention to that black cat wandering the field--somebody get it off the pitcher's mound!"

When Hubby was in hte hospital last, I was driving out of the parking garage late one night and had to stop as a black cat strolled across the entry way of the garage right in front of me. I'm afraid I yelled at it, something on the order of "Oh, you just stay the hell out of it, OK?" People looked at me funny.

I have never seen any critters wandering around the hospital grounds, which is four-square blocks of busy-ness. I so don't need black cats following me around, I've got one that sleeps on the bed.