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Vortex - Jul 13, 2005 7:20:09 am PDT #9445 of 10001

"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

It sounds pretty simple to me: Either find a new reception location or trim the guest list.

you'd think, wouldn't you? But she says that she can't trim it, they both have large families. They are on a budget, so they can't really switch locations without incurring significant cost, even if they could find somewhere else 3 months before the wedding.

-t - Jul 13, 2005 7:20:20 am PDT #9446 of 10001

I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Astronauts should not have swords. Not with fabric pressure suits.

Steph L. - Jul 13, 2005 7:20:58 am PDT #9447 of 10001

Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

makeup tests

What on earth is a makeup test?

amych - Jul 13, 2005 7:21:33 am PDT #9448 of 10001

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Like send invitations to the bachelorette party which include a fun and entertaining way to say "hire a stripper and both the bride and I will kill you."

How about "Hire a stripper and both the bride and I will kill you in a fun and entertaining way. For us. For you, maybe not so fun."

tommyrot - Jul 13, 2005 7:22:14 am PDT #9449 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Astronauts should not have swords. Not with fabric pressure suits.

That's why the exterior of the suits should be chainmail. But it'd be some high-tech chainmail, made of titanium or carbon fiber.

edit for clarity....

Jesse - Jul 13, 2005 7:22:17 am PDT #9450 of 10001

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

There's a problem with the reception space, it won't accommodate the number of guests, and she says that she can't trim the guest list.

Is she taking into account the fact that not everyone will go? Just a thought.

Nilly - Jul 13, 2005 7:22:22 am PDT #9451 of 10001

Swouncing

Like send invitations to the bachelorette party which include a fun and entertaining way to say "hire a stripper and both the bride and I will kill you."

Maybe that can be one of the games at the party? That's like two birds with one stone sort of thing, right?

Cashmere - Jul 13, 2005 7:23:28 am PDT #9452 of 10001

Now tagless for your comfort.

Is she taking into account the fact that not everyone will go? Just a thought.

Unless she already has RSVP's. My family wasn't really good about responding so I planned for 3/4 of the guest list to show up. About 1/2 did so we were all good.

Emily - Jul 13, 2005 7:23:36 am PDT #9453 of 10001

"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Vortex, so... what does she want you to do about it?

Jessica - Jul 13, 2005 7:23:41 am PDT #9454 of 10001

If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Astronauts should not have swords. Not with fabric pressure suits.

I think I missed something, unless someone's having a Rennaisance-themed wedding in space, in which case I heartily approve and demand to be invited.

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