We didn't have sex, if that's what you mean. That's all I do now, not have sex.

Anya ,'Dirty Girls'


Natter 36: But We Digress...  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Steph L. - Jul 13, 2005 7:20:58 am PDT #9447 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

makeup tests

What on earth is a makeup test?


amych - Jul 13, 2005 7:21:33 am PDT #9448 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Like send invitations to the bachelorette party which include a fun and entertaining way to say "hire a stripper and both the bride and I will kill you."

How about "Hire a stripper and both the bride and I will kill you in a fun and entertaining way. For us. For you, maybe not so fun."


tommyrot - Jul 13, 2005 7:22:14 am PDT #9449 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Astronauts should not have swords. Not with fabric pressure suits.

That's why the exterior of the suits should be chainmail. But it'd be some high-tech chainmail, made of titanium or carbon fiber.

edit for clarity....


Jesse - Jul 13, 2005 7:22:17 am PDT #9450 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

There's a problem with the reception space, it won't accommodate the number of guests, and she says that she can't trim the guest list.

Is she taking into account the fact that not everyone will go? Just a thought.


Nilly - Jul 13, 2005 7:22:22 am PDT #9451 of 10001
Swouncing

Like send invitations to the bachelorette party which include a fun and entertaining way to say "hire a stripper and both the bride and I will kill you."

Maybe that can be one of the games at the party? That's like two birds with one stone sort of thing, right?


Cashmere - Jul 13, 2005 7:23:28 am PDT #9452 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Is she taking into account the fact that not everyone will go? Just a thought.

Unless she already has RSVP's. My family wasn't really good about responding so I planned for 3/4 of the guest list to show up. About 1/2 did so we were all good.


Emily - Jul 13, 2005 7:23:36 am PDT #9453 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Vortex, so... what does she want you to do about it?


Jessica - Jul 13, 2005 7:23:41 am PDT #9454 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Astronauts should not have swords. Not with fabric pressure suits.

I think I missed something, unless someone's having a Rennaisance-themed wedding in space, in which case I heartily approve and demand to be invited.


askye - Jul 13, 2005 7:23:46 am PDT #9455 of 10001
Thrive to spite them

One thing I noticed at all my relatives weddings -- no accomidations were made for vegetarians. Now, there are only 3 cousins who are, but at these weddings the only food available was fruit and veggies and dip.

One wedding had little quiches some with just cheese but that was it. The other had some veggie things, but all with some kind of meat. Like the procuitto wrapped asparagus.


-t - Jul 13, 2005 7:25:06 am PDT #9456 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Swords for astronauts, titanium chainmail for all!