You could swallow it by accident! (World's smallest MP3 player.)
You turned evil a lot faster than I thought you would.
Angel ,'Just Rewards (2)'
Natter 36: But We Digress...
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jessica - Jul 12, 2005 8:45:11 am PDT #9143 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
bon bon - Jul 12, 2005 8:46:26 am PDT #9144 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
I would have to say that if I have a fetish it is for guys over 6'4". Freakishly tall guys are yum.
DavidS - Jul 12, 2005 8:46:41 am PDT #9145 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I unwittingly facilitated a fling between a chief basketball player, and a former co-worker, during a summer job.
Cindy's Summer Job = Pimp
::imagines Cindy in fuschia pimp hat, Mack coat and platform shoes::
Cashmere - Jul 12, 2005 8:47:13 am PDT #9146 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Back when I was working, I had to slack without internet access.
I really don't know how people managed to look busy before the internet.
DavidS - Jul 12, 2005 8:48:01 am PDT #9147 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I really don't know how people managed to look busy before the internet.
The key is to always have a pencil in your hand and some kind of list that needs checking off when you're staring into space daydreaming.
Signed,
Started Working As An Office Temp in 1979
msbelle - Jul 12, 2005 8:49:09 am PDT #9148 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
You're NOT THE BOSS OF ME OR THEM OR ANYONE ELSE!!!!
Jesse - Jul 12, 2005 8:49:26 am PDT #9149 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Was that slacking number self-reported?
I really don't know how people managed to look busy before the internet.
They didn't! I remember visiting my father's office as a kid, and I swear to god, people there spent half the day chatting to each other and the other half on the phone. And they took long lunches. It was bizarre. I, otoh, right now appear to be working my ass off.
ION, I have to apologize. I just realized something. Since all I really want in a guy is 6'2"-6'4", I can actually leave the taller ones for you nutjobs.
Jessica - Jul 12, 2005 8:49:36 am PDT #9150 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
I really don't know how people managed to look busy before the internet.
I had one or two temp jobs where they wouldn't give me internet access. (Because...why would I need to access the network? I was just there to answer the phones!) I ended up reading a LOT of magazines.
beekaytee - Jul 12, 2005 8:50:13 am PDT #9151 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant
I had a beau for 4 years who was 6'4" to my 5'nuthin".
He used to say that it didn't matter 'when you are horizontal'. I found that to be mostly true. During the vertical times, I became a champion of perching on solid objects for serious smooching.
I joked one year that his family and I should do a photo holiday card featuring the boys (all over 6'3") wearing snowflake sweaters with the girls (all under 5'4") standing in front. The shot would have been from the tops of our heads to the bottom of the boys' chins. "Christmas in the land of the giants and their pygmy women".
We broke up before that could happen...I'm pretty sure height had nothing to do with it.
§ ita § - Jul 12, 2005 8:51:40 am PDT #9152 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Since all I really want in a guy is 6'2"-6'4", I can actually leave the taller ones for you nutjobs.
This is your version of "different strokes"? What have you done with our Cowgirl?